5286/Adventures In Cooking

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Adventures In Cooking
Date of Scene: 01 June 2017
Location: The Great Ocean
Synopsis: Cooking with Katze.
Cast of Characters: 782, 930


Golden (782) has posed:
    There was a brief stay in a detention center after barging through the portal. Naturally. They called it a 'debriefing', but it wasn't particulary nice. It was only for a few hours though.
    Later, they've been released, though confined to the military quarters. Ashley and Golden have found their way to the mess hall of course, with the veemon saying he smells barbecue from that direction.

Alden (930) has posed:
Alden and Katze were left with Ashley, likely she claimed to be taking care of the gabumon too, while Katze keeps recording everything and at a point, threatened to post it online... that only lasted a few moments thankfully.
     The pair is allowed to return to the detention center and roam after a bit, wanting to catch up with the other two, and they meet at the mess hall entrance. "Ashley!, Golden!" the gabumon yips, hugging them.

Golden (782) has posed:
    Ashly oofs as she gets hug-tackled by the Gabumon. "You're a bit heavier than you look, Alden!" The gabumon probably smells it too. The faint smell of barbecued meat. But the mess hall is empty now, and no evidence of the meals that were served. There's a TV mounted on a wall, tuned to a cooking channel. The show is talking about making salads.
    Golden snorts. "Salads? That's not a salad. There's not enough sliced hamsteak or ribs in it." Apparently Golden's idea of a salad involves just meat. He grumps and stalks off to the adjoining kitchen.

Alden (930) has posed:
Alden chuckles, "Sorry." he offers, slurping Ashley's chin, while Katze giggled, calling him a puppy. The digimon calms down and follows the pair to the kitchen, sniffling loudly and blinking, "Trust me Golden, humans and other people like weird stuff... some never eat meat at all." he says, shuddering at the thought.

Golden (782) has posed:
    Golden makes a racket in the kitchen, pulling things out from the refridgerator. "We'll cook our own food!"
    Ashley looks really uncertain about this. "You exploded a grill last time you tried that." She quietly ushers Katze and Alden into the kitchen to try and stop Golden's attempt at cooking, wiping her face clean of gabumon slobber.
    "I didn't know you weren't supposed to put the whole bottle of lighter fluid in." Golden retorts, eying a package of bacon.

Alden (930) has posed:
The gabumon is quick to enter the kitchen, and join the would-be chef, "Do you know how to use these things?, my tamer did teach me a bit, but the kitchen did not look like this one." he muses, rubbing his chin and moving to inspect the stoves, sniffing the air for the scent of food, "Are you sure it's ok if we make our own food?"

Golden (782) has posed:
    Ashley uhs... "Isn't it weird there's like... nobody around, Golden?" Echoing Alden's own thoughts. She's putting some of the food away, as Golden has scattered it about.
    Golden tries to reassure Alden. "It's fine, Ashley knows how to use this stuff! She's a human right?"
    Ashley ughs. "My mom and me were homeless, Golden. We didn't /have/ things like this to cook with. It was campfires." Oooh, candybar. Ashley pockets that one.

Alden (930) has posed:
Alden moves to the stove, and tries to search for something to light the fire, somehow managing to light the burners, "I got this to work!" he says in triumph, Katze moves closer and begins barking... mewing? instructions, "I know all of this! I saw a lot of cooking shows... and learned how to do kitchen stuff too." she proclaims, asking for food, ingredients, and doing random comments on the progress with some fake british accent.

Golden (782) has posed:
    Ashley looks at Katze with a curious or slightly confused expression. Where did the little robot learn all that kind of language? She busies herself by helping Alden and Golden reach things that the shorter digimon can't, listening to Katze's instructions. She didn't know how to cook in a kitchen either, so... new experiences! New things learned! Adventures in /cooking/.

Alden (930) has posed:
Alden just blinks as well, he never heard Katze talk like that, tilting his head, while she makes some comment about the way poor Golden was handling some bacon on the pan. It was almost silly, especially with the thick accent she tried to put on, something about pigs and messes. Alden just focuses on preparing things to be cooked, figuring it might be easier!. Yet, after clumsily cutting some things to mix, the littlest chef pads closer, criticizing the sloppy work. "If you are so good, why are you just talking instead of helping?" he asks, smiling. Katze just huffs, "Because I am the chef, I suppervise!." comes the answer. At least Ashley's work seems safe.

Golden (782) has posed:
    Ashley laughs. "Wow, total personality switch, huh Alden?" She's talking about Katze of course, carefully cutting some steak as instructed. Not too used to using a cutting board and knife, so the young woman is being careful to not add pieces of her fingers to the steak.
    Golden grumbles at Katze's rude comments. "This would be easy if I was using a campfire!" And then when Katze's back is turned, an uncooked piece of bacon is flung at the shinki. If Katze turns around, Golden tries his best to look innocent.

Alden (930) has posed:
Unfortunately or Golden, shinkies are combat robots! (of a sort) and she had good hearing!, so the shinki manages to duck from the errant piece of meat, glaring at Golden, and trying to pick up a tomato!. The piece of cold meat does hit something unfortunately, poor Ashley, who was focused on cutting the meat!. Alden just begins to chuckle loudly.

Golden (782) has posed:
    The tomato ends up stuck on Golden's nose horn, making him look ridiculous. He glares at Katze as he removes it, not breaking eye-contact as he takes a huge bite from the fruit and chews it slowly.
    Ashley acks, fortunately not hurting herself with the knife. "Why are we throwing food?" She asks with a quiet anger.

Alden (930) has posed:
The gabumon laughs loudly, forgetting he was handling some spicy things with his naked hands. That won't be pretty. Katze meanwhile tries to play innocent, pointing at poor Golden, "He did it!" she begins, "He as bad at throwing bacon as he is cooking it!" she says, before giggling loudly, moving closer to the poor Veemon, "Sorry... I did not mena to make you mad." she finalyl says, eyes closing. Aaand, cute a scream from a gabumon about his eyes burning, trying to wash them with anything on hand.

Golden (782) has posed:
    Ashley uuuuuuhs at Alden, and hoists the gabumon up with a grunt into the large basin of the kitchen sink, turning on the cool water over the gabumon. "You rubbed paprika in your eyes, didn't you?" She says as she helps the digimon wash the spice out.
    Golden looks dumbfounded at poor Alden, and moves over to sniff what Alden was working with. Which is also a mistake. "AAAAH! It's in my nose! It burns! AAAHHH!"

Alden (930) has posed:
Teh digimon whimpers, flailing cutely as he is helped into the kitchen sink, letting out a sigh of relief from the cold water, trying to rub the spice out, "It was some red long thingy!, Katze said it was spicy." he explains. Poor, poor Golden ends up with some spicy things lodged in his snout, while Katze gets a brilliant idea, grabbing a cup of milk, "Here! dip your nose in this!" she offers, well, she did hear milk helps with burns like that!.

Golden (782) has posed:
    With a powerful sneeze, Golden dislodges the diced pepper from his snout, and blows the cup of milk and bits of pepper all over poor Katze, who is trying to help.
    Ashley sighs and looks around at the mess. She squints as if trying to remember something. "What were we making anyway, Katze?"

Alden (930) has posed:
Katze falls over, now stuck with bits of pepper, and now milk all over, growling cutely, "Feel better at least?" she mumbles to poor Golden, while Alden slowly sits up, seeming a bit relieved now, "Thank you, Ashley." he mumbles, soaked to the bone. The question from the human, "Just beef with pepper!, for empanads or fajitas!" she explains happily.

Golden (782) has posed:
    Golden sneezes a few more times, aiming /away/ from Katze this time. It takes a little bit for the irritation to go away. Afterwards he rubs his nose with a paper towel. "Yeah, thanks Katze."
    Ashley ahs at Katze, trying Alden off as best as she can with a dish towel. "You're welcome Alden." Then to Katze. "Should we try again before the adults come back and see the mess we've made?"

Alden (930) has posed:
Katze looks around, wriggling herself, "That, or we pick who to blame!" she says, "I choose alden, since he is stuck in the sink." she says with a giggle. Before Alden can protest she shakes her head, "We should try again,a nd clean afterwards."

Golden (782) has posed:
    When Alden is as dry as Ashley can manage, she does her best to hoist the digimon back onto the kitchen floor. "Yeah, that sounds good. I'm getting kind of hungry from the smell of all the bacon cooking."
    Golden uhs. "Maybe I should leave the cooking to you guys. I can start cleaning?" He suggests.

Alden (930) has posed:
Alden pats Ashley's side, deciding a hug is a bad idea, and moves to finish chopping out stuff for the mixture!. Katze does help for a change, helping combine the meat around in a bowl with the spices and oil and other stuff, "I think it's ready for the pan!"

Golden (782) has posed:
    Ashley puts the stuff Alden chopped into the pan along with the sliced steak, smiling as the smell of the cooking meat and vegetables fills the kitchen. "Wow, that smells /good/, Katze." She pats the shinki and pets Alden as well. Golden peers over the edge of the counter at the steaming pan, practically drooling at how good it smells.

Alden (930) has posed:
Alden wags his wet tail happily, moving to stand next to Golden, "Are you ok?" he asks wiht a bit of concern, peering to the pan as well, licking his lips. Katze seems pleased with the praise, purring in delight, and moving to help prepare the rest of the needed things, "Glad you like it!"

Golden (782) has posed:
    Ashley listens to Katze's instructions on how long to cook, sticking her tongue out in concentration. When the shinki gives the say so, Ashley removes it from the heat and puts it into some bowls for the digimon and herself. "Oh... do you eat, Katze?" She asks as she hands bowls to Alden and Golden.

Alden (930) has posed:
Katze smiles and shakes her head, producing some odd can of jelly, "Nah, I don't, but it still like the smell!" the kitty shinki says, purring and moving closer, producing a can of... something, "I like these instead." she says, "Don't think they are safe for anything else to eat them tho." she says. Alden seems very eager, almost snatching the bowl away, "Thank you."