1967/Deadly Maid Cafe

Deadly Maid Cafe
Date of Scene:	06 April 2015
Location:	Midnight Shrine Tokyo <MST>
Synopsis:	Miko invites some friends to a cafe to try to see if she can have one non-weird day in Tokyo. Non-weird days happen, right?
Cast of Characters:	172, 589, Sanary Rondel

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Miko Fujimoto (589) has posed:
    The Peko Peko Cafe is one of Japan's many 'maid cafes'. Essentially, cute girls dress up as western-style maids (often French), and serve customers as though they were their 'masters'. They are polite, well-trained, and it's more of a soothing semi-roleplay activity than what many might expect based off of maid representation in anime and it being Japan. At this particular cafe, customers are encouraged to also wear their own themed outfits - suits, gothic dresses, or even maid outfits of their own in the case of some girlfriends accompanying their boyfriends (though dresses are also fine). It's not REQUIRED by any means.

    But Miko is certainly wearing such a maid outfit that she was given as a gift, and has invited various friends, co-workers, and acquaintances to come hang out with her here and have some fun, just relaxing in her home town! Nothing weird today in Midnight Shrine Tokyo!

    ...Really!

    She's already seated at a table, waiting for anyone who has yet to arrive or getting situated with anyone who is already there. She seems a mix of embarrassed and happy about being dressed up like this. Sure, it's weird for her, but she's having fun already!

Sakura Kinomoto (172) has posed:
    Sakura is here! She's wearing a... blue dress, long sleeved, with a frilly white apron, white knee socks and black buckled shoes. ... What?

Yukito is with her, wearing a green waistcoat and pants, black shoes so well polished they gleam, and a green top hat with... a card with a price (in yen) in the hat band. Are they... going for a theme here, or...

Sanary Rondel has posed:
    The healer had heard varied whispers about this... Japan place many times at school: a Mecca for food and culture, a haven for degenerates, and everything in between. Despite her initial misgivings, however, she does find her way there to assist with whatever it was in the report.

     Sanary arrives dressed in a well-pressed three piece suit. It fits her a little too well and, as with most of her clothes, looks somewhat cheap. Between the suit, vest, and the shirt, she looks somewhat androgynous to a less discerning eye, and would even fit in rather well with some of the more handsome male clientele.

    And so, she comes up to the entrance of the cafe, glancing about slowly as if she wasn't entirely sure what to be on the lookout for in the first place.

Miko Fujimoto (589) has posed:
    When Sakura and Yukito enter, they are greeted with, 'Okaerinasaimase, goshujin-sama!' which is roughly, 'Welcome home, Master (Mistress)!' It works for both guys and gals! Sanary receives the same once she shows up, though by that point Sakura and Yukito may have already been offered wipe towels and menus. Once Miko spots the first two, she perks up and waves them over. She hasn't met Sanary before, she doesn't think, but she probably would have informed those she invited what she'd be dressed like, so Sanary should also be able to join the table fairly promptly.

    "I'm glad you could make it!" Miko offers brightly. She looks between the trio and smiles, "You're all dressed so nicely!" Sakura's outfit is cute! And Sanary is... Uhh... Female, she -thinks-, but still very nice-looking! Yukito is as Yukito as ever, and his outfit makes him even more so!

Sakura Kinomoto (172) has posed:
    As they reach the table Miko is sitting at, Yukito doffs his hat and ducks into a sweeping bow, while Sakura curtseys politely with a little giggle. They take seats at opposite sides of the table. Menus are perused! Sakura smiles politely to Sanary, and Yukito gives her a tip of the hat. It doesn't take long for Yukito to decide what to have, apparently.

    Sakura giggles a little bit. "It was Yukito's idea. He wanted to go for an 'Alice in Wonderland' motif.."

Sanary Rondel has posed:
    Sanary recoils visibly at the sudden greeting at the door, stepping back for a moment to process what had just happened before returning the greeting with a light bow of her head. Glancing between Miko, Sakura, and Yukito, it doesn't take her long to realize that they were her contacts for this meeting, and she offers the three a quick salute.

    "Hey, there. Haven't seen anything too weird yet aside from..." She trails off as she scans the cafe, looking at all the maids and the patrons with the same awkward suspicion. It's rather telling when her three co-workers for this job are the /least/ startling ones around.

    "... S-so. I'm Sanary. I recognize Miko from the radio, and..." She peers at Sakura. "Think I heard you a few times before. What's the job, anyway?"

Miko Fujimoto (589) has posed:
    Miko nods and goes, 'Hm hm!' understandingly. "I see, I see!" Given their last Nether Realm encounter, she can understand how that story might have been on Yukito's mind. Though something about that makes something tickle in the back of her mind. Like there's something here she should be considering but isn't quite coming to her. Oh, well. She's here to relax, not to worry about vague things. Miko recognizes Sanary's voice as well, and smiles at finally getting to meet one of her comrades in-person. Though it seems Sanary has an unusual idea of what's going on.

    "A-ah, actually, this is just a social outing. I thought a chance to relax might be nice after all the monsters we've been fighting recently, so invited people to come chat and eat some nice meals and be catered to, and so on." Miko scratches the back of her head a little bit in embarrassment. "I'm sorry if I was unclear about that."

    Just then, a tiny female figure pokes her head up over the edge of the table curiously. Her white-haired head is adorned with a mouse hear headband and she's wearing a cute mouse bodysuit as well. With fairy wings. The wings are actually part of her though, because she's a fairy. The 6-inch tall figure flutters up onto the table and says, "Heeeey! We had the same idea!" White Rose points at herself and then to Sakura and Yukito, and then back to herself.

    Miko seems lost as to what White Rose is supposed to be, but suddenly grabs her and stuffs her under the table as one of the maids/waitresses approaches to offer beverages. White Rose makes a muffled noise but can't really do much about it, because she has all the strength of a tiny fairy.

Sakura Kinomoto (172) has posed:
    Sakura can't help but giggle a little bit as White Rose makes her appearance. "...You're the Dormouse? That's so cute~" she says in a sing-song voice. She gives Sanary an odd look for a moment, then goes back to reading the menu!

    "Oh, yeah. You've probably heard me on the radio," she says, while still looking at the menu. "Sakura Kinomoto, Mage of Tomoeda and Union Ally. Pleased to make your acquaintance~" She gestures to her friend. "THat's Yukito Tsukishiro. He's my brothers... classmate."

    As thw aitress comes over, Yukito is the first to order. To drink, he orders a pot of tea to share - and to eat? One of everything. Seriously.

    Sakura does not seem surprised and simply orders a seafood sandwich~

Sanary Rondel has posed:
    So this wasn't a job after all? Sanary visibly relaxes at hearing that, her serious demeanor replaced by a considerably more relaxed one. Not so much that she wouldn't look out of place with the eyepatch and suit, but enough that she doesn't look like she's ready to tackle someone any more. "Ah, don't worry about it. Actually needed a break, anyway. Classes ended late, the cafeteria ran out of the good stuff today, quiz was... Nnrgh."

    Looking over at the sound from the table, the eyepatched girl blinks slowly before lifting her hand in a stiff wave just before she's crammed back under the table. She snickers and turns back to the three. "Thanks for rounding us up, then. It's good to meet you both finally. Although... Kinda feeling like I'm dressed the wrong way here." She gestures at her own outfit, then at Sakura's and Miko's in turn while looking just a little more awkward in her stance.

     She turns her attention to the menu in Sakura's hand after not too long, laughing as Yukito orders everything. "Good man. Really knows the way to girls' hearts, eh?"

Miko Fujimoto (589) has posed:
    Miko orders some omelette rice for herself. She is kind of startled by Yukito's appetite. Or she's ASSUMING he's just ordering for himself. "A-actually, Sanary... I think maybe he's just really hungry. Though if he's ordering for all of us, that's fine too!" Come on, it's not like Yukito doesn't LOOK like he could use several dozen good meals. They guy is pretty lanky! Once their orders have been placed, she finally remembers she has a fairy held in her hand and lets go of her. "Ahhh! Sorry, White Rose!"

    The mouse-fairy flutters back up onto the table, looking ruffled, and goes, "Hmph!" She then turns her attention on Sanary and says, "Oh, to introduce myself, I'm White Rose. We haven't spoken before, I don't think! Maybe I was -stuffed under a table- last time you were around though." White Rose glares at Miko, who pretends not to notice and just says, "I apologized already!"

    Meanwhile, in a dark place, there is a voice talking to itself. "How interesting. How very peculiar and strange. Curioser and curioser, I might say. It appears a candidate for 'Alice' has appeared again. And with the Hatter no less - though he may be an imposter, the latter. Maybe I'll test the girl, to see just how mad she is..."

    Then a broad smile, visible in the pitch black when nothing else is, stretches outwards unnaturally wide.

    One of the cooks in the kitchen has a moment of quiet amongst the clatter as people scramble to prepare all the food that was just ordered. The chef thinks he hears a plaintive cat's meow and pauses to look around. The unhappy cat noise comes again, muffled. The cook pauses and bends down, a horrifying thought occurring to him. When the meow comes again it's from... Inside of a running oven!? He frantically opens the door, hoping it hasn't gotten hot enough to hurt the animal!

    Inside is just food. No sign of a cat. He checks thoroughly, scans around the kitchen, closes the oven back up, and... No cat. He decides he must have imagined it. He turns around to return to his work, since everyone is in a rush, but where there used to be a pot he was stirring, there is now a cat.

    No... Not a cat.

    Something that looks LIKE a cat? No, not even that.

    Gleaming teeth are displayed, and the chef finally understands, in some strange lucid state, what he's looking at.

    It's a smile with a cat-like creature attached to it. Well, it all makes nonsense now.

    With a vessel for its power, someone who has gone mad from the influence of Underland, the Cheshire Cat unleashes its Chaos Magic upon the cafe. The sign on the cafe changes from 'Peko Peko Cafe' to 'Neko Neko Cafe'. The maids that roam around the cafe suddenly are wearing cat ear headbands - or are they headbands? They look awfully realistic. As do their suddenly cat-like eyes, and their cat-like tails, as she dart around, behaving quite cat-like with the customers, the food, and each other. One of the maids is playing with someone's meatballs like it's a ball of yarn, right on his plate.

    White Rose seems very tense suddenly, and even Miko is noticing the odd behavior and displays all around. "This is..." she begins, narrowing her eyes. White Rose, in the middle of sipping tea from a tea cup that nearly comes up to her waist, puts a hand on her mouse-costumed belly and says, "I feel... Sick. There's..." Then her eyes widen as she makes the connection. "...Chaos Magic!"

Sakura Kinomoto (172) has posed:
    Yukito smiles a bit sheepishly. He really did just order it all for himself~ Sakura can't help but giggle, sipping at her own tea...

    And then that wave of Chaos Magic washes over them. Sakura and Yukito's heads both snap up. "...I knew it," Yukito announces, before leaping to his feet and sprinting for the kitchen. Sakura pulls her Key from around her neck, and gives a cry of "Release! SHIELD!" Her wand appears in her hand - and a card soon joins it. With a flash of blue magic, White Rose finds herself surrounded by a translucent yellow sphere that... blocks out the Chaos Magic flowing towards her. Handy!

Sanary Rondel has posed:
    "Hmm... Well, just in case, then." It doesn't take long for Sanary to pick out a few extra items from the menu: Takoyaki, fried chicken pieces, and macaroons! Hearing White Rose again, the butler-ish healer muffles some snickering into her hand before nodding towards the fairy. "Sanary. Yeah, I don't think I've heard you before. Good to meet you, too."

    Clapping her heands together, Sanary glances around again before slouching back in her seat just as things start to... Change. "So is this kind of place normal around here? Looks like..."

    She narrows her eye as the changes become more apparent, a look of mixed confusion and defensiveness appearing on her face. "... Guess that's-Nope, not normal." She lurches momentarily at the unnatural feeling going through her, steadying herself and stepping over towards Miko and Sakura to take a defensive stance near the girls.

    She's also grinning. "Interesting. Anyone got an ID on whatever's doing this?"

Miko Fujimoto (589) has posed:
    Miko looks worriedly at White Rose. "Go ahead and retreat for now. You're more susceptible to Chaos Magic than the rest of us." Not that Miko, Sakura, or Yukito are necessarily pleased with it either. Last time, Miko couldn't even do ANYTHING when she transformed into Princess Paladin. But then Sakura engulfs the fairy in a protective shield and White Rose sighs in relief, though she also keeps a determined expression on her tiny face. Miko looks surprised but pleased by Sakura's protection. "Thank you!"

    "Yeah, I'm fine now. Let's just find the source and get rid of it." At Sanary's question, as the group rush towards the kitchen, White Rose just shakes her head. "'Normal' is relative. Monster attacks happen pretty commonly, but this isn't a natural phenomenon for this location any more than some crazy shooting bullets into someone's house in a war zone would be. Based on the level of Chaos Magic and the alterations to local reality, I'd guess it's tied to the enemy we faced last, Underland, but I don't know enough about the stories to guess at who is responsible specifically." It's pretty obvious to those who know Alice in Wonderland, but clearly White Rose and Miko don't.

    Three maid-waitresses perk up with, "Nya?" "Nyan?" "Nyoh-hoho?" When they notice the group heading for the kitchen. A girl with green hair, one with red, and one with light-brown hair abandon their catly pursuits, and slide into place almost like they're animated instead of real people, to block the path to the kitchen.

    "What seems to be the problem, nya?" The green-haired cat-maid asks.

    The red-head looks sad and holds up a paw-like hand alongside her face as she asks, "Does our service displease you, nyan?"

    Then the brunette gets a gleam in her yellow eyes as she asks slyly, "Or are you just in a rush to return home..." A dramatic pause, and then the maid finishes, "...-Alice-?"

    Oh, shi-Is this a case of mistaken identity? Is that what this is?

    Miko has decided not to transform this time, so she deals with the maids in a very impulsive manner, relying on intuition instead of a plan. She grabs a plate of salmon, and waves it around. "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!" she calls out. The cat-maids are momentarily distracted. "Nya!?" "Nyan!?" "Nyohhhhhhh!?"

    White Rose seems somehow... Displeased with this tactic, even if it's working.

Sakura Kinomoto (172) has posed:
    Yukito stops in his tracks as the Cat Maids get in his way. He takes a half-step back, wincing a bit - he'd almost forgot about the Chaos Magic. Sakura quickly points two fingers at the shield surrounding White Rose, then 'drags' her fingers around to point at Yukito. Yukito gains a similar shield around him, although obviously much bigger!

    "A-Alice...?" Sakura stammers, looking down at herself. Well, she had to admit she was cosplaying as Alice, but. "N-no, my name is..."

    Yukito doesn't wait any longer. He leaps -over- the cat maids - dear lord he can jump six feet into the air?! - and barges into the kitchen. "Show yourself, Cheshire Cat!" he shouts, angrily. Yeah it really is pretty obvious who's to blame for this.

Sanary Rondel has posed:
    Chaos Magic. That explains the discomfort rather succinctly. Sanary nods at Miko's general plan, running with the group and keeping her eye open for incoming threats. "So that's how it is, eh? Okay... So we just gotta find this 'Underland' thing and take it out, right?" Clearly, she has no clue who the culprit could possibly be.

    Skidding to a stop at the sudden appearance of the maids, a blank stare comes over the butler-lite's face at their odd-looking slide, and she only looks more confused at their manner of speaking. "N.. Nya? What's that even...?" She glances between her companions with uncertainty, furrowing her brow at the mention of 'Alice' and Sakura's response.

    "I thought you were... Oh, hell with it!" Scoffing in irritation, Sanary watches Yukito vault over the maids before leaning forward slowly and staring straight at the maids. "... I could've done that. Meh. If you don't want to get hurt, get out of our way!" And with that, the butler-healer lets out a hot-blooded shout before simply charging straight at them, fully intending to barrel straight into and through them without any regard for their personal safety or the Chaos Magic.

Miko Fujimoto (589) has posed:
    Yukito leaps over the cat-maids, and arrives in the kitchen, where all the cooks and chefs now have very wide smiles on their faces. And they all turn to face Yukito, looking unhinged, and raising various cooking utensils threateningly. Knives. Spatulas. A wire whisk. How ominous! Behind them all is a man stirring a large pot of tea with an over-sized spoon, with a frantic energy. And alongside him, something... Disturbing-looking. It quite literally looks like a giant smile with the twitching, spastic shadow of something cat-like merely -attached- to it.

    The Cheshir Cat's grin only widens beyond its already considerably dimensions at the sight of Yukito. "After all, not the Hatter. But what is the matter? Why for the clatter? You'll be leaving in tatters!" Then the chefs charge at Yukito with mad laughter echoing from them. One of them cranks a manual-operation blender at Yukito's head as he lunges from a corner of the room nearby. ...What exactly he thinks he's going to accomplish with a blender is unclear. Maybe it'll get caught in Yukito's hair?

    Meanwhile, the cat-maids have visible surprise lines in response to being vaulted over. "N-nya!?" When Sanary charges them, the green-haired girl holds up her 'paws' to stop the intruder!

    "Hold it, nya!"

    Sanary smashes into her and sins her spinning rapidly through the air, seemingly frozen in place for several seconds. The sound of bowling pins being struck accompanies this. "Nyaaaaaa!"

    She crashes off somewhere.

    Next up is red-head girl, who lunges at Sanary in a desperate attempt to stop her, with claws extended. "Nyanta Fisssssst-!" She also gets smashed aside like a bowling pin, spinning through the air. "Nyaaaaaaan~!" she lets out with tears flying from her eyes the entire time until she lands somewhere else.

    Finally is brunette girl, who declares, "It's all up to me, nyao!" She holds up one of her paw fists, and the emblem of a popular cat mascot appears on the back of her hand. "Take this! My yarnball, my scratching post, and all of my mouse toys!" As each is named, they appear behind her cartoonishly. "FICKLE FELINE GENEROSITY... FINGERRRRRR-!" As she raises her hand to strike, Sanary slams into her and sends her spinning into the air as well, eyes wide, staring up at the ceiling, making the onomatopoeia for an explosion. "DOKANNNNNN!" She lands on top of the other two cat-maids, who are presently strewn across one of the customers. "Nyo-hohoho?" she asks in confusion at her soft landing.

    In the end, Sanary manages to break through in a matter of seconds, but the whole ordeal seems to take much longer.

    Chaos Magic: It does nothing good for reality or sanity.

    Miko puts the salmon back down after staring at this display, and then skips after Sanary, checking only long enough to exchange a confused look with Sakura, and for White Rose to rub her head like she's getting a headache from all this wackiness.

Sakura Kinomoto (172) has posed:
    Yukito darts to the side as one chef charges at him, before giving the one with the hand-cranked blender a good elbow to the stomach. Another recieves a rather unpleasant knee to the chin as the pretty-boy makes his way further into the kitchen! However... he is stronger and more athletic than he looks, but fighting this many people... may not really be a good idea.

    Sakura just stares as everything starts to turn into a cartoon. "I... uh... wh..." is all she can manage to sputter out, while following along.

    As they enter the kitchen, Yukito is looking a little worse for wear! But now that allies are arriving, he darts back. A soft silver light starts to glow at his feet...

    "...Oh! Miko. Allow me to, um, introduce you to someone," Sakura says, as a magic circle appears under Yukito's feet. This one is different to Sakura's, and also picked out in glowing silver lines, rather than the star-yellow of Sakura or the sun-gold of Kero. White, feathered wings erupt from Yukito's back, as his eyes close, the boy floating half an inch off the ground. A symbol appears on his forehead, although it can't be made out from where the girls are standing!

    The wings wrap around him like a caccoon, before bursting outwards again, revealing... someone else standing in his place! "You've met my first familiar, Keroberos? Then allow me to introduce my second familiar: Yue."

Sanary Rondel has posed:
    Sanary slows to a stop once she breaks through the three maids, glancing back at Miko and Sakura briefly. "Yeah, I don't really get any of this, either. Gonna need one of you to explain all of that 'nya' stuff later if you know what that's all about, though. But first..." She starts clenching and unclenching her fists slowly at the sight of more opposition from inside the kitchen, moving into another defensive stance by Yukito.

    "Easy, guy. We can blow through 'em easier if we-um." She backs off quickly as the wings appear around him, her attention shifting rapidly between the transforming boy and the girls.

    "So... Am I the only one that can't do that here?" She sounds almost annoyed about that, even slumping slightly in her stance at the growing feeling of inferiority. She's still glaring daggers at the kitchen staff, of course, trying to figure out which ones to prioritize based on the tools they're carrying.

Miko Fujimoto (589) has posed:
    No reason to feel inferior, Sanary! Miko is even weaker than you unless she transforms! Speaking of which, as Yukito takes out several of the madness-possessed cooks, before leaping back once they're all inside, White Rose is pestering her. "You should transform, Miko!"

    "Oh, um, last time I did I couldn't do anything because of the Chaos Magic in the environment." Then Sakura introduced Yukito to her by a different name as the latter transforms into Angel Mode Dude. "...Besides, it seems like he has it under control." Between Sakura's Shield and Yue's... Wings? Well, Miko is pretty sure they can handle this without her standing around uselessly.

    White Rose seems unhappy with that. "You'll adjust to the disorientation as Princess Paladin! You have to learn to deal with it eventually!" Why is she so insistent? Well, the advice is sound, at least.

    But Miko just doesn't see cause for it right now. "I'll adjust another time," she whispers to White Rose.

    The remaining chefs - including the ones already attacked - seem to be holding off on attacking further, as the Cheshire Cat's jagged tail moves like a disjointed puppet, different segments going in different directions at the same time. "We've no use for birds here. Just the candidate for 'Alice', so don't interfere!" The huge smile then lets out a hissing laughter like 'sss sss sss' between its teeth.

    Miko is confused by that. Those cat-maids ALSO called Sakura 'Alice'. Is just the outfit she has on? Or is there something the Cat knows that they don't?

Sakura Kinomoto (172) has posed:
    "It's just cosplay!" Sakura insists with a huff. She seems to also not really want to get involved right now, just standing beside Miko - wand at the ready in case they're attacked, but hanging back for now! "My name is Sakura!"

    "Be quiet," Yue says - his voice is different to Yukito's, slightly deeper - as he conjures up a bow of energy. He pulls back on the 'string', then lets loose an arrow energy bolt right at the Cheshire Cat! Wasting no time, apparently.

Sanary Rondel has posed:
    "You gotta get used to it sooner or later. If you just keep putting it off, you'll never get stronger." Sanary has a scolding tone in her voice as she reaches into her suit, rustling around inside the garment to retrieve a worn tomahawk with a small MP3 player dangling from the handle. Although the shoddy thing appears to be on its last legs, it's still more than strong enough to break through a shield, never mind someone's skull if need be.

    "Besides. We just gotta take out that freaky rhyming thing." She casts another glance towards Sakura or 'Alice' or... Was Yue the bird? She shakes her head quickly to get that distraction out of her mind, her single-eyed glare moving towards each of the chefs in turn.

    "Stay out of the way if you don't want die." She has an almost sing-songy tone as she says that while starting to channel more energy into her eye. She grins slightly as Yue takes the first shot, letting out a quick grunt before firing a narrow heat laser towards the Cheshire Cat to follow up on Yue's bolt. On contact with anything, the laser would create a small, yet powerful explosion!

Miko Fujimoto (589) has posed:
    Miko knows all that! Kind of! But this isn't a good time! Transforming right in front of the enemy? Not wise. Yue shoots an arrow at the Chesire Cat, and the smile detaches from the shadowy cat shape. The arrow then obliterates its body, only for the smile to 'flap' around like a pair of disembodied wings, and start giggling crazily. Right as Sanary's laser hits it in the teeth, making them also fly apart from the explosion. The teeth, though... Scatter to the floor... And pop out little arms and legs. They then run around chaotically on the floor, squeaking and high-pitched fast-talking unintelligibly until they all just fall over 'dead'.

    "What a pity. What a disappointment," the Cat's voice comes forth. "Your allies are strong, but they can not be 'Alice'. It does not matter if your name is Sakura. You are still a candidate for being 'her'." Even as the teeth evaporate, it seems the situation is still under the influence of chaos. Miko looks at the tea pot, and the ONE guy who has been working feverishly at it the entire time, never even TRYING to fight back. Unless someone else notices and deals with it, Miko dashes for it, remembering how Lute targetted the magical sheet music back at Orchard Elementary, and tries to simply... Dump out the tea pot on the floor.

    No matter WHO gets to it, the result of disposing of the kettle is that the warped reality around them collapses - as do everyone except the group of Elites, as they are released from the magic.

    Though that one customer with three maids piled on him isn't complaining.

Sakura Kinomoto (172) has posed:
    Yue promptly makes a violent gesture with his right arm, sending a cascade of needle-like crystals at the animated teeth! It... probably won't achieve much, but. You know.

    Sakura crosses her arms. "Okay, what is this about becoming Alice? I've met Alice! She's, like, five years older than me by now!" Wait, shouldn't she be much older than that? Alice in Wonderland is a pretty old book...

Sanary Rondel has posed:
    Talking cat. Okay. That's one thing. Flying head. Creepy, but still within the realm of multiversal weirdness. Running /teeth/, though? That's what draws an uncertain groan from Sanary as she actually recoils from the sight. She mutters incoherently as she tries to form a sentence, never taking her eye off the teeth even as the Cheshire Cat's voice rings out.

    "I... What. Any of you know what's going on here?" It's not until Miko rushes past her that the axe fighter actually looks up from where the teeth are, still bewildered by the bizarreness of the whole situation.

    Or at least the teeth thing. Freaky teeth thing.

     Thankfully, the warping effect of the Chaos Magic appears to dissipate, and Sanary just keeps staring while slipping the tomahawk back into her suit. "M... Mission accomplished, then? I... What."