Scene #1435: LIBERATION FROM THE PINK-SKINNED OPPRESSION I

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Dr. Dinosaur	Behold the glorious Super San Angeles Multiversal Zoo. In one of the glorious utopian worlds where San Angeles has become a haven for hipsters and artists, it is a placid place with animal exhibits from all over the multiversal. Pastel colored animals from cartoon worlds. Heavily inked grimdark animals made of rock from wartorn universes. And dinosaurs. It is a wonderful sunny afternoon. It is always a wonderful sunny afternoon in this San Angeles. And there is most certainly not going to be any trouble. FIVE MINUTES AGO A 'woman' in a blonde wig and lipstick, jogging leggings and tank top is pushing a double stroller down the sidewalk around the dinosaur exhibit. She stops, looking at the stegosaurus exhibit, the huge reptile placidly chewing grass. 'Her' eyes narrow as she reaches out with a large foreclaw to tap the glass. "Awwww, are they twins!" A sickly sweet voice calls. Dr. Dinosaur snaps his head around, wig shaking slightly. The woman tugs down the blanket slightly and the COMPLETELY IN DISGUISE DINOSAUR yanks the stroller back. "Yes! Twins! I squeezed them out of my horrible cloaca MYSELF! I did not vaccinate them because I am trendy and MUST EMPOWER OUR GENEPOOL." The woman pauses and slowly backs away. Dr. Dinosaur swings his head back to the cage. "You! You, I have brought weapons, now is the time for you to RISE UP AND DEVOUR THESE HUMANS." People are starting to stare. Dr. Dinosaur flicks a lock of his wig to act casual. The stegosaurus continues to chew grass. Dr. Dinosaur narrows his eyes, "I see. This will require subtlety and cunning to get you out of those cages." He pulls the blanket off the stroller and reveals an arsenal of guns. Lifting a rocket launcher, he hoists it up over one shoulder. "My baby needs to be burped for it cannot breathe on its own and I must save it from a horrible stinking death!" NOW BOOM.
Genghis Rex	From far above, Genghis Rex taps his chin, staring at the monitor, his mouth agape as he watched Dr Dinosaur work. He coms back to Tyranno headquarters, "Quackpot! Did YOU DO THIS?" Quackpot, ouf of breath, radios back and, after a LONG period of laughter says."Nnnnnn NO, QUACK! But I like his style! QUAAAACK!" Rex puts a claw to his face and sighs, "Why do I do this to myself?" He lowers into the Zoo, twin engins whining as he gets closer to the ground and his rumbling voice explodes over an external speaker, "ATTENTION MAMMALS! FLEE IN TERROR! THIS ZOO IS BEING LIBERATED! ANYONE WHO GETS IN OUR WAY WILL BE FOSSILIZED ... OR WORSE!"
Bigby Wolf	Nowhere near the dinosaur exhibit, an unkempt, vaguely scary man with deep circles under his eyes stands gazing at some zebras. Real, actual parents usher their kids away from him as if with some subconscious knowledge that he's a Bad Dude. Or maybe just because he looks unkempt and vaguely scary. Bigby Wolf pays them no mind, and looks wistfully from the exhibit to the $7 zoo hot dog in his hand. Sometimes, the price of civilization just seems too high. He tucks the remainder of the processed pork parts into his mouth with a resigned sigh and licks mustard off his thumb, then turns to meander along the pathway toward the next exhibit. And then he hears a BOOM from across the zoo, and is subsequently told to flee in terror by a descending airship. So hey, things got interesting after all. As shrieking zoo attendees flow past him AWAY from the noise and general chaos, he pushes against the tide, gets one foot up on the railing of a north american predators exhibit, and vaults up onto some rocks in the enclosure. A pack of timber wolves growl at him from within the shelter of an artificial cave. He arches an eyebrow at them; they tuck tail, whimper and slink as far back into the shelter as they can. Bigby continues on foot through the wooded paddock, cutting across the exhibit to approach the dinosaur area from behind.
Freya	Freya is just enjoing a day at the zoo, curently looking at at the penguins and eating some ice cream. She heards an explosion and a ship decending and yelling at everyone. Well she on the type to run away so she start to run towards the direction of the explosion, to see what going on.
Sagat	Even Sagat takes a day off now and then. Not from his training, mind you - Muay Thai is an extremely demanding martial art, and Sagat is never satisfied with his conditioning or his skills - but from his ongoing journey. This is a pleasant city, after all, and the zoo seemed like an interesting way to spend a day or so that isn't spent on the road from one place to another. Perhaps unsurprisingly, at the moment the coprolites hit the fan, he's looking at the tiger exhibit. Then something explodes, and an annoyingly familiar voice rings out over a mobile speaker system ... and it takes almost every ounce of Sagat's strict discipline not to facepalm. The discipline that he doesn't need for that noble purpose is put to the currently-nobler purpose of turning and heading towards the stegosaurus exhibit, loosening up as he goes in anticipation of a fight. He's not about to let anyone get fossilized, or worse, so long as he has a say in the matter ... although he's most likely to 'speak' with his fists, etc.
Dr. Dinosaur	Dire wolves also growl at Bigby. Then there's the lava wolves, but they can't smell through the ruby glass enclosure, they just sort of look on. The dinosaur exhibit is a smoldering wreck as the stegosauruses begin to move out from the enclosure. "Yes, run mammals, run you fat beasts, for we will run faster and more deadly!" He glances at the stegosauruses just sort of plodding along. "THOSE OF US THAT ARE APEX PREDATORS!" He produces a cattle prod and begins to prod the lumber beasts towards Ghengis Rex's ship. He turns slightly, nostrils flaring. He pulls off the tanktop, still wearing the blonde wig and lipstick, and yanks a gun vest out of the stroller, snapping it on over his LITHE AND MASCULINE SAURIAN BODY. He moves over to the raptor cages. There are all sorts of raptors inside. Big raptors. Feathered raptors. Zergling Raptors in a small glass box under heavy lock and key. Dr. Dinosaur examines the lock on the cage, tapping the thick bullet proof glass. He pulls out a lockpick set and hurls it up over the glass, where it clatters open and the contents spills everywhere. The raptors gather around it and peer at the picks, carefully nosing them and moving them around. Outside the cage, Dr. Dinosaur pulls out a wicked assault rifle and snaps a magazine into it.
Genghis Rex	Genghis Rex sets down the carrier, the heavy ramp thudding tothe ground with athority. Ankylo rushes out and waves animatedly to the fleeing Stegosaurs, "Here, Stegosaurs! Nice Stegosaurs! This way!" He puts two claws to his mouth and whistles, then stops and looks up to the cockpit above him. "Hey, Bossasaur. What are we gonna do with all these dinosaurs once we have them?" Rex shrugs, "I don't know, I'm just along fo the ride ..." He spies Sagat. "Brachio! Incoming!" There is a series thunderous clangs as Brachio's massive feet slam against the metal ramp of the carrier. He drags behind him a MASSIVE warhammer that's nearly as tall as he is. "I see him! Fuggin Idiotops." Rex taps a button on his console, "Legion." "We are Legion!" "Create a parimeter around the designatd area. Nothing gets in or out." "We obey!"
Bigby Wolf	Bigby pays the dire wolves little more attention than their smaller cousins, though when one steps in his way he has to pause to utter a warning growl back at it, a spark of feral yellow glowing briefly in his eyes. The animal stands for another moment, hackles raised, then averts its eyes and slinks off to the side. As Bigby passes through their territory otherwise unmolested, the dire wolf pack falls in behind him at a casual lope, curious to see what THIS particular apex predator might be up to. A short distance from the fence separating them from the saurian paddock, Bigby stops, sniffing curiously the story that the wind brings him from the adjacent raptor area. He glances back at the dire wolves and smirks. "All right then, if you kids really want to play." He strips off his clothes swiftly and stows them under a convenient hollow log; then his form shimmers briefly and suddenly, where there was a man, there is now instead a gigantic black wolf. He lifts his head to let out a long, low howl, which the dire wolves echo in their multitude of smaller voices, and then leaps at the fence, tearing it asunder in a shower of sparks with one sweep of a mighty paw. The Big Bad Wolf and his dire wolf groupies stream out of the woods and through the tall grass, flowing around the tree-trunk limbs of the brachiosaurs and other herbivores designated to this part of the dinosaur exhibit. Not a few alarmed trumpets and thundering footfalls warn of their coming as the huge beasts try to clear out of the way. But the wolves have another objective tonight; though a couple of the smaller ones eye the dinosaurs wistfully, they follow their leader. And so when the legion of Tyranno raptors fans out to form a perimeter, a segment of them suddenly find themselves faced with the multiple glowing eyes and bared fangs of some mammals they probably weren't expecting. Bigby leaps silently at the first one he comes across, and the other wolves follow suit.
Sagat	Sagat continues on his way, seemingly heedless of most of the dinosaurs running around ... although one of the stealthed ninja raptors is going to find out the hard and very painful way just how 'little' attention Sagat's paying, as the towering martial artist fails to simply blunder into its reach. No, the Emperor of Muay Thai catches on - somehow - to the presence of a Legionaire ... "TIGER UPPERCUT!!!" And a ninja raptor who may no longer be quite as invisible goes flying, launched in Dr. Dinosaur's general direction by the force of Sagat's ascending fist. Sagat himself lands from his technique and continues, looking towards Brachio as if he's expecting a challenge.
Freya	A Dinosaur wearing a wig wielding a rocket launcher, and aother lizard coming out a ship that just landed, Must be Tuedsay. Freya finishes up her ice cream assesing the situation. There kinapping the Dinosuars! Well freeing them from capitivity, that sort of a good thing right? She will deal with the dino with the guns first. Buy talking to him.. "Hey you! Stop what your doing right now! What do you have to gain by doing this??",she says towards dr. Dino. It's worth a try.
Dr. Dinosaur	This is a good place to be a wolf master. There are lots of wolves in the multiverse. Lots of big evil wolves. Wolves have a lot of symbolism. Except when they are huskies. Then they are just dumb. MEANWHILE. The door to the raptor enclosure jiggles. The padlock finally falls away and the door creaks open. One of the raptors pokes its head out of the heavy steel door before it opens and a dozen raptors and one zerg raptor filter out into the zoo itself. Dr. Dinosaur lifts up an RC controller in one hand and one of those quad copter drones appears with a steak, moving towards a side door. Dr. Dinosaur scoffs. "BEHOLD MY GLORIOUS SAURIAN CUNNIN-SQUAWK." A raptor crashes into Dr. Dinosaur. Dr. Dinosaur is twice the size of a normal raptor, but he still goes flying, dropping the RC controller and flopping onto his side with a screeching squawk. He is looking upside at Freya when he scrabbles out to his feet, blonde wig askew, makeup smudged, "AH! Great mammal hero, you see that this horrible stink beast," he waves at Sagat, "it attempting to commit VILLAINOUS GENOCIDE on us POOR BUT VERY CAPABLE DINOSAURS! You must help me!" He pulls the assault rifle back up from his strap, firing a barrage of bullets at the wolves and Sagat. He might hit a ninja raptor but they come with a pack of gum, right?
Genghis Rex	Legion squawks over Rex's radio, "We are discovered! Something comes! We cannot stop it!" Rex smirks as the image of a large black wolf flashes on the screen just as one of Legion's clones is obliterated, "Oh REALLY?" The Tyranno tyrant steps out of his seat and rounds about to the ramp, as Akylo continues trying to herd the fleeing dinosaurs. "Are you sure you want to go out there, Bossasaur?" Ankylo asks as Rex passes him. Rex does not look at his Lieutenant, "The hold id still empty, Ankylo. I suggest, you concentrate on your task at hand and leave me to mine." Brachio sizes up Freya, bringing his hammer to bear and spinning it by it's handle. He tosses a look back to Rex, "You ok?" Rex says, "I'm fine, but we have a furry menace approaching and I'd like to see exactly what it's made of." Brachio says, "Right!" The titan sauropod swings his hammer and a wide horizontal arc at Freya, "Let's dance!" Rex folds his arms, waiting for the Wolf he saw on his screen.
Sagat	A substantial quantity of bullets race through the air towards Sagat; he reacts, not by running away or diving for cover, but by hunkering down and interposing his forearms in front of his face and chest, trying to shield himself as best he can from the barrage. It still hurts. Quite a bit, actually - Sagat's tough as nails, but he's not bulletproof by any stretch. But he weathers the barrage as well as he can ... and then, as soon as Dr. Dinosaur either shifts his aim far enough elsewhere or simply runs out of bullets, the Muay Thai fighter charges, long legs devouring the distance between himself and his enemy. "I wasn't the one," he snarls at the time-displaced reptile, "who broke out heavy firepower in the middle of a zoo!!" Tactical note: Sagat has no compunctions at all about hitting girls. Exhibit A, at the moment, would be the way he snaps his leg up to try and punt Dr. Dinosaur in the face without any evident attempt to hold back.
Freya	Freya isn't buying it one bit, it's the wig. She would intersided but large dino is swining a huge hammer at her! She eeps just managing to get out of the way. "Sorry your really not my type", her form expands she become huge about 50 feet or so "Eat fist!", and she says and tires to bring her fist down on the cigar chomping Brachio.
Bigby Wolf	A few of the wild spray of bullets thunk into the thick fur of the giant, lead wolf, but though there are spurts of blood from the impact sites, he doesn't seem overtly perturbed by this, looking up from the ruined body of the raptor he just ripped in half to gaze at the dinosaur-in-a-wig with baleful intent. Yelps and snarls rise from the rest of the pack as here and there a bullet finds a mark, or one of the dire wolves gets some insane idea that it's just been called a husky. Bigby takes a step forward out of the gore at his feet, one enormous paw striking the path with a squelch of raptor blood -- and then he suddenly pauses, catching sight of another humanoid dinosaur stepping out of the carrier. Something flashes through his memory, some report he heard about such a being helping to defeat a dragon at the Farm... but he wasn't there in person, and can't positively identify this as the same one. In any case, he's certainly not helping anyone good here. "Grand Theft Dinosaur?" the Wolf inquires sardonically, its voice rumbling out like a distant storm. "What, is one of these things your aunt or something?" One of the raptor ninjas tries to sneak up on him from behind, to be casually kicked in the chest with the quick lash of a hind leg. One of the actual, freed raptors wanders past him and the Wolf barely gives it a glance. "All right then, Barney," he invites instead, eyes on Rex as the crossdressing one seems to be engaged already, "you want to dance, let's dance."
Dr. Dinosaur	Like Anakin Skywalker, Dr. Dinosaur cares little for things like REASONABLE ACTING or THE HIGH GROUND or NOT KILLING CHILDREN. He sees the flesh creature tank the bullets. Just eat them up. Stop chip damage! Most HAIRLESS APES WHO ARE STILL PRETTY HAIRY JUST IN AWKWARD PLACES can't even block a bullet. Or, they can, they just tend to spray blood everywhere afterwards. Dr. Dinosaur looks on with some concern as Sagat gets closer. "SOMETIMES TO MAKE AN OMELETTE, YOU MUST BLOW UP A FEW WALL-glrk." The knee comes up, hitting Dr. Dinosaur in the chin with the feeling of a foot made of iron hitting something at very high speed. The wig topples off and Dr. Dinosaur is lifted up and off, crashing through the glass of a dinosaur inclosure full of tiny meat eaters. Dr. Dinosaur flicks them away with his assault rifle, rubbing his jaw, which is most certainly cracked and bruised, "I DO NOT WISH TO LISTEN TO YOUR MIX TAPE, GO AWAY! GET TO THE CHOPPER!" He spits out blood and teeth. What chopper. "The METAPHORICAL CHOPPER." Dr. Dinosaur fishes out a button. He brandishes the button at Sagat and depresses the button. A truck backs up through the wall of the zoo, the door rolling up to reveal it appears to be full of raw meat. "Now the steak is on the other foot!" He fishes out a package and hurls it over Sagat's head. Bullets fly. Hamburger meat drops downward. Tiny voracious dinosaurs swarm the master martial artist.
Genghis Rex	Brachio lifts his head as Freya's form shoots past him and casts a very large shadow upon the nearly 30 foot Tyranno. He grins widely, he doesn't get to fight anyone BIGGER than him very often. He raises his hammer and catches Freya's blow with the long handel, his claed feet scraping loudly along the ground as she slides him backwards several feet. "HAH HAH! NICE! WHo the fug are you supposed to be, anyway?" Brachio doesn't wait for a response, his eyebrow arches and he bellows, "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" He swings his armored treetrunk of a tail directly into Freya's shin! CRACK Meanwhile, Ankylo is having NO luck with the Stegosauruses and decides to try for something smaller, actually trying to grab and manhandle the raptors up the ramp. Hulking, rotund and not the most agile Tyranno there is, Ankylo is ... failing ... badly. BUT he does get an a for effort! Rex locks eyes with Bigby, "I was king before your kind stalked the woods of this world. I was what they hid from in the old days, you mongrel!" He charges bigby, slapping his Dinovolver and transforming as he charges. A deeper, more feral voice roars out fo Rex, "I WAS THE WOLF AT THE DOOR BEFORE THERE WERE WOLVES ... OR DOORS!"
Freya	"I'm Fre-", WHACK!", she winces as she get smacked in the shin! It stings! He didn't even let her finish. She swings around with her other leg trying to knock him over.
Bigby Wolf	The loose pack of dire wolves does not make Ankylo's job any easier either, slipping between the confused, milling dinosaurs, and seeming to settle on the rotund, bipedal one as the weakling calf to be cut out for slaughter. One of them jumps on the Tyranno from behind as he struggles with a thrashing raptor, and another darts in and out, slashing at his legs. The Big, Bad Wolf who set them all free, meanwhile, just seems to grin as he hunches his forequarters, bunching muscle making the fur ripple across his back as he rolls his shoulders, and then leaps headlong into the charging T-rex. There's a thundering WHUMP of flesh on flesh as the two titans collide, the Wolf hooking his teeth into the Dinosaur's thick neck and clawing with ferocious swipes of his claws at the great beast's chest as he's whipped around by the momentum of the charge. He might comment on how it was Rex's great-great-grand-ancestors who roamed the world back then, not Rex himself; that HE has been the terror lurking in the back of humankind, personally, since there was a humankind... but his mouth is full and that would be rude.
Sagat	Sagat stares monocularly at Dr. Dinosaur. "What mix tape?" he growls - And while he's trying to parse Dr. Dinosaur's non sequitur, a truckload of raw hamburger meat gets dumped on top of him, followed by a whole lotta small-fry dinos scampering all over to devour whatever they can get. Fortunately for the Emperor of Muay Thai, there's enough meat that it's going to take them a while to take any bites out of him. Less fortunately, that much meat weighs enough that he has other problems to worry about - if not getting crushed, then getting smothered. So he doesn't stay under the burgermound for long, pushing forward and eventually forcing his way out of the meaty mass ... Right into the teeth of the smaller, hungrier dinosaurs. There's a very distinctly annoyed growl from the big man as he swats away some of the reptiles; then he has a thought and reaches back, pulling a big wad of ground meats out of the pile and compressing it between his hands as he draws his arms in. "TIGER!!!" A projectile formed from a mix of meat and chi energy goes flying towards Dr. Dinosaur, the smell of burgers on the grill trailing behind the half-improvised projectile. Maybe that'll draw some of the minisaurs (procompsognathids? Sagat doesn't know and doesn't care) away and give the crazy saurian some trouble, instead of Sagat having to entertain all of them.
Dr. Dinosaur	"I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU I AM TALKING TO MY FOLLOW SAURIANS, why do you humans always think the conversation is about you! You do not understand the diverse culture of dinosaur society and our racial stereotypes, DO NOT PRESUME! DO YOU THINK I MAKE HILARIOUS STATEMENTS OUT LOUD MERELY FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!" Dr. Dinosaur scoffs as Sagat gets buried in meat. "Have fun PLAYING WITH YOUR MEAT! Be scathed by my implication that you pleasure yourself to sleep at night! It's vulgarity is the wit-wrk." His face falls as he sees the fireball coming at hin. He squawks again, scrabbling downward into the lee of a tree. The tree bends and breaks at the middle, bark flying everywhere. The tree buckles down, crashing against the floor of the enclosure, making a great crashing of leaves. For a long desperate moment, there is only the sound of dinosaurs eating meat and also all the other fighting. Then Dr. Dinosaur, bruised and bloody, leaps out from the leaves and starts running for the truck, backpedaling. He fires steadily with his assault rifle, trying to keep Sagat at bay with spreading fire.
Genghis Rex	Ankylo is big, hulking, and clumsy, but 'weak' is probably not the best way to describe him. As the a wolf jumps on his armored shell of a back and another swipes at his legs, it's as if s switch goes off in his tiny bullet-shaped head. He lets out a snort, not like a pig, but like a bull and his face contorts into the blank stare of someone who's been pushed past their breaking point. He reaches behind himself and trabs the Direwolf by the scriff of the neck and yanks it off his back. Then slams his hammerlike fist into the wolf's face. there is a "yip!" and the wolf suddenly falls motionless. Ankylo proceeds to hurl the limp form into the second Wolf that is biting at his legs. Brachio, smirks as his tail meets flesh and bone, then feels a foot drive itself into his gut, driving the air out of his lungs, "OOF!" He and his hammer are pushed backwards towards Ankylo and the ramp. When he finally stops tumbling backwards, the Titan kneels and gasps for air, clutching at his gut, while keeping an angry eye on Freya. Genghis Rex's blood pours into Bigby's mouth, as his jade eyes lock with Bigby's golden ghostly eyes, "Drink deep, fiend. I shall do the same!" Rex bends his neck inward, chomping with tremendous force, missing his target once, twice, but on the third bite he gets a mouthful of bigby's foreleg and twists.
Freya	Freya just holds her spot keeping her guard up waiting to see if Brachio comes at her again or the dino's make a retreat. She not expecting them to give up so easily..
Bigby Wolf	The dire wolves scatter away from Ankylo as he shows them just how not-weak he is, despite his apparent clumsiness. The closest yelps and struggles for a moment underneath the body of its dead packmate as it's hurled into it; it manages to pull free and skitters away with a fearful snarl. The pack reforms, briefly, looking to the giant Wolf that led them here for guidance, just as he lets out a rippling snarl of pain as his foreleg is crushed and twisted between the Tyrannosaur's jaws. Bigby wrenches his body around with mammalian agility and tears his leg free, kicking out with his hind legs against Rex's thick chest to throw himself away and disengage. He's still grinning though, as he hits the ground, regardless that he doesn't put his full weight on his ripped and bloodied leg. "Not bad," he has to admit. The dire wolves growl and circle the Dinosaur; but the great black monster growls something at them that the Multiverse doesn't quite translate, but causes the beasts to back off and form up behind him instead. Bigby lowers his head, puffs out a snort of breath, and then begins to inhale, his body seeming to tense like a coiled spring even as his ribcage expands to impossible proportions -- and then he expels the contents of his lungs in a gale-force blast that swirls and slams against everything in a cone before him: Rex, Ankylo, even Brachio up by the ramp, tearing up grass and paving stones and small trees and the body of the dead dire wolf, all flung to the wind like in that awful Bill Paxton movie!
Genghis Rex	Rex shows a playful grin as Bigby backs off, then blinks as the massive wolf swells. "Um?" Before he can say anything, al 26 tons of the Tyranno king are blown over and sent flying towards his teammates and carrier. He kicks his feet and wags his arms pathetically, but nothing will stop Bigby's windy onslaught. Before he knows it, he and his cohorts are piled up upon one another in the cargo hold of the carrier. "Ankylo!" Rex roars, "Get us out of here!" Ankylo trundles to the cockpit, "Yes your terrible scaliness! Whatever you say, oh powerful and MERICFUL Genghis Rex." Brachio yells from under Rex, "Just get us the fug outta here!" The ship takes off Game Over, Man! Game Over!
Sagat	The Emperor of Muay Thai is not resting on his laurels; when the Tiger Shot with extra meat sends Dr. Dinosaur scampering for a tree, Sagat just keeps going after the (allegedly) highly-educated reptile, not walking but jogging towards the tree. He only breaks stride when that assault rifle comes out again, apparently having been reloaded at some point (possibly while obscured by convenient foliage) - and even then, it's just to leap one way, dive and roll another, and to generally be as uncooperative a target as humanly possible. Because, really, for all Sagat's power and technique? He's still human. But some people always seem to think that's a limitation, instead of the starting point for great potential to build upon ... and the intelligent rampaging dinosaurs seem to have made that same mistake. By the time the assault rifle's clip is empty, the distance between Sagat and Dr. Dinosaur has barely changed, only relocated - and as soon as Sagat comes up from his last evasive roll, he charges into an all-out run to close the gap before ... "TIGER GENOCIDE!!!" He erupts out of his crouch, leading with a knee aimed squarely for Dr. Dinosaur's throat, then snout, before gravity pulls Sagat's feet back to the ground - but almost immediately, the Emperor of Muay Thai launches himself skyward again, driving his fist up at the rifle-toting archaeological professor with so much force, you'd think that it's the fist which ascends and pulls the rest of Sagat's body behind it, rather than his whole body propelling the ascending uppercut ...
Dr. Dinosaur	Dr. Dinosaur does NOT scream like a girl. His scream of fear is perfectly measured and masculine. He IS a lithe and agile creature, if loud and verbose and insane. He wriggles like a snake, writhing out of the way of the knee as it comes up, which still manages to bash the top of his head like getting hit with a truck. A truck with a knee on the front. It dazes him long enough for Sagat to begin his rising uppercut. There is the distinct and sickening sound of the saurian's jaw breaking as he is lifted up into the air. In a haze, his hands pull at the vest, letting it drop down to the ground with a thump. There's two ticks, then a massive smoke grenade goes off, covering the sight but not the sound of Dr. Dinosaur hitting the truck with a meaty scaley thump. The zoo settles for a moment. No one appears to have been hurt. And surely you can save everything from the truck. The truck that is driving out the hole it came through, dropping grenades in its path. Dr. Dinosaur leans his head out the window. "YOMPH SLAK WOH MFH." The universal translator doesn't pick up 'Broken Jaw'.
Sagat	The smoke grenade goes off, catching Sagat full in its cloud of vision-obscuring vapor, and the Muay Thai fighter backs hurriedly out of the cloud, coughing and waving smoke away from his face. The sound of the truck's engine draws his attention to the departing vehicle - but before Sagat can do anything else, grenades start falling out and detonating. Not that Sagat was going to try and pursue the escaping vehicle anyway; he's got some serious bullet holes in him, and keeping up with a motor vehicle is a pretty major feat for somebody who ISN'T bleeding and winded and otherwise the worse for wear. He settles for trying to herd some of the dinosaurs back towards their enclosures ... although that's probably best left for zoo staff. The only other thing Sagat can really do is wait for medical attention.