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Hesinca WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE OF SUMMER WAR HISTORY

The location: "CHARGE!"

Oh, whoops, Hesinca's already started her attack while the scene description was loading in.

"Raid their lands, dood! Show them no mercy, dood! Steal their secret stashes of toilet paper, dood!" calls General Prinny, as the forces of HASOP start running across the island.
Nanoha Takamachi     A horn sounds amidst the makeshift camp of the MAD force. Nobbus are running around, grabbing guns, waving their arms in panic as the HASOP troops charge them. One Nobbu runs up to a large device that looks like a giant spotlight. It rotates moves the device into position and smashes the big, red button. It activates, projecting a beam of light up into the air.

    A hologram appears high in the clear blue sky: The pink outline of a grinning chibi-Nanoha.

    Quite some distance away at their MAD HQ, Nanoha leans back on a beach chair in her summer wear, sipping on a nice fruit drink. She's 'on duty' for today's territory defense. A light in the sky grabs her attention. It's a chibi-her! She smiles, "Well, I guess I should take a look at that. Let's go, Raising Heart!"

    Nanoha takes the red gem hanging from her chest, which chimes in response, <We will victory this time.> The gem glows, quickly changing shape into its long staff form. Nanoha then crouches down a little...

    There's a big burst of air as Nanoha blasts upwards and away from the beach. The beach chair, Nanoha's drink, the two Nobbu that had been serving her. They're now covered in sand.

    Soon enough, a pink light rushes through the air over the territory being invaded. It fades as Nanoha comes to a hover in the air above her force's camp. Looking around, she spots the HASOP leader, waving a hand towards her, "Ah! Hello, Hesinca! Beautiful day, isn't it?"
Hesinca "SCREW YOU, I'M GOING TO BEAUTIFUL DAY YOUR FACE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY-"

Hesinca stops short - literally, plants all four feet into the ground mid-charge, looking confused. "Wait."

She gets out a day planner, and checks it. "Right, right... the fun summer battle is *today*, and the desperate struggle for vengeance against my hated foes is *tomorrow*. Hah, I got those mixed up. Yes, it is a nice day, isn't it?"

"... So, wait, dood, are we not raiding?" asks General Prinny, beside her.

"No, no, still keep on with the crushing them into paste, just politely," says Hesinca. She grabs the General Prinny and chucks it overhand towards Nanoha's camp.

"Wait, dood, I'm the one with the plannn- *BOOM!*"
Nanoha Takamachi     The prinny explodes!

    The smoke clears.

    Nanoha coughs up a bit of smoke. Her nice, newly reconstructed summer hoodie now has burn marks on it. For shame! Still coughing, Nanoha remarks, "Easy-*cough*-mistake to make." Nanoha takes in a deep breath. And then out.

    A sudden blur as Nanoha dives down towards the ground, skimming across it and weaving her way around the two clashing Nobbu forces. She flies straight for Hesinca before swinging her staff hard and fast at the centaur.
Hesinca Nanoha swings her staff at Hesinca, but at the last moment, a prinny gets in the way.

"Your sacrifice will not be forgotten about, whoever you were!" calls Hesinca. "Or whatever you did. What was I talking about?"

"Dood, she's already forgotten..." complains the dying prinny.

The demon, with Nanoha within reach, winds up and attempts to just deck her in the face!
Nanoha Takamachi     POW!

    Nanoha floats back a bit as she rubs her face where the punch connected. It's a bit red. Nanoha winces, "Ow..." That could have been a lot worse had Nanoha not turned her head juuuuust a little. Nanoha looks at her opponent, "That's quite a punch. Do you practice any martial arts or other fighting styles?" Yes. That's it. Distract the opponent with conversation and then...

    Nanoha darts forward again, this time sweeping her staff down low to try and knock Hesinca's feet out from under her. Then quickly following up, spinning her staff around and bringing down on the possibly falling Hesinca from above.

    Of course, this may not work out as intended as Nanoha has briefly forgotten that Hesinca is a centaur.
Hesinca "Well it's less fighting style and more-"

It works, Hesinca's distracted.

Except that she is a centaur, and thus is hard to move, her player making a mental note that she probably should get resistance - movement* when they send the upgrade app in.

"- just knowing how to throw weight around, you know, and... hey, wait," says Hesinca. "Were you trying to distract me so you can-"

*WHAM*

"You were! Hah. Good one!"

"My turn! Look over there!"

Whether or not Nanoha actually looks, Hesinca attempts to punch her again.
Nanoha Takamachi     Nope. Nanoha's not falling for it! She brings her staff up, placing the shaft in the way of the punch as she braces herself. She avoids any harm from the blow, though it does sending her flying back just a bit.

    Stopping again, Nanoha grins at Hesinca, "Nice try." Nanoha then looks Hesinca over, "You are one tough horseperson to move."

    Nanoha floats around Hesinca in a circle, tapping her chin thoughtfully, "Maybe if..." Nanoha bursts forward again, quickly closing the distance. She prepares her staff to swing at Hesinca from the side-

    It's a feint!

    Nanoha suddenly flips over through the air, going over Hesinca and then launching another heavy striking blow from the opposite side, trying to off balance the centaur.
Hesinca "Oh, thank you. I work out and - wait a minute!"

Hesinca realizes it's another distraction, and dodges backwards!

... That is, she dodges away from where Nanoha was originally, and towards where Nanoha is now preparing to attack her, all without realizing what's actually going on.

HIP CHECK!

"... Did I just slam into something?"
Nanoha Takamachi     "Wha-!?" Nanoha suddenly twists and rolls through the air, just managing to avoid the sudden moving mass of Hesinca. Nanoha floats to a halt and sighs, "Wow, this is difficult!" But Nanoha is smiling, so she seems to be enjoying it.

    And there's a glint in the Mage's eye. Clearly she's thought of something, "Okay then... Let's try..." Nanoha takes in a deep breath, before raising her staff and saying, "Blaster One!" Four remote bits shaped like the head of Nanoha's staff appear in the air around her.

    With a swing of Nanoha's staff, the four bits split up to take up various points around Hesinca. Nanoha then lowers her stance in preparation of another strike, before saying, "Okay, Raising Heart. Do it!" The Device chimes, five times in unison from the staff and the bits. The bits dart forward, each aimed for one of Hesinca's legs. Meanwhile, Nanoha herself charges forward for Hesinca's center of mass, an aura of pink flaring up around her as she attempts to body slam the centaur just as her bits try to break her balance.
Hesinca "Oh, she's doing something, I'd better dodge instead of talking!"

Hesinca looks down, noticing that Nanoha's bits are all surrounding her. She doesn't have anywhere to dodge to! "Wait..."

*SLAM!*

And *now* Hesinca's knocked over.

The sounds of two tons of armored demon centaur falling over and hitting the ground echo across the battlefield.

"I'm not dead! I can still fight!" yells Hesinca, flailing her legs about as she tries to get up.

"Nobody said you were, dood!" says a prinny nearby.

"Shut up and stab her already!"

And so the prinnies do, closing in on Nanoha, knives out!
Nanoha Takamachi     Nanoha phews as she floats back. That took a lot of effort. But she managed to knock Hesinca over!

    Does that make her a bully?

    Nanoha's triumphant smile doesn't last long though as she notices some prinnies starting to advance on her with knives. She blinks, "Eh?" She floats away from them a little. Only to find another group approaching from that direction. "Okay..." Nanoha floats off in a different direction. Only to-you guessed it-find another group of prinnies closing from that away, the sunlight glinting off their knives.

    Nanoha laughs nervously, "Ehehehe... Now now. Let's not-" Nanoha is cut off amidst the sounds of prinny warcries as she is practically buried in the strange looking creatures. The sounds of knives slashing away fill the air. It must be a horror show in there!

    Then Raising Heart's aritifical lyrical voice can be heard from within the pile, <Jacket Purge.> There is a sudden blast of pink light which throws the pile of prinnies away and into the air. Nanoha is revealed standing there. She's completely fine. Not a mark. Though the hoodie of her summer outfit is now missing.

    Seeing the large target rich environment, Nanoha raises her staff, "Axel Shooter..." A dozen orbs of pink appear in the air around Nanoha. She then continues, "Avalanche Shift..." Another dozen orbs join the first. Then another. Finally Nanoha swings her staff and says, "Shoot!"

    The several dozen orbs burst, releasing an equal number of beams. Each one homes in individually on the flying prinnies as Nanoha uses them for aerial target practice.
Hesinca "She's calling out the names of attacks, dood!"

"That's not good, dood!"
"When the hero calls out attacks it's bad for the minions, dood!"
"Empoleon!"
"I wanna go home, dood!"
"Dood dood dood dood, dood!"
"RUN FOR THE HILLS! DOOD!"
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! ... Dood."

The entire terrain square empties out before Nanoha's attacks can land.

"... Cowards!" calls Hesinca, getting up to her feet. "You cowards! You, go get them for me!"

She attempts to grab Nanoha and fling her after the retreating minions.
Nanoha Takamachi     Nanoha blinks as she's suddenly picked up, "Eh?" She's thrown! With impressive distance too. Nanoha arcs through the air, before crashing down into the ground. She rolls across it a bit before she manages to plant her hand and push off, spinning into a nice landing. Nanoha rubs her shoulder where she had impacted the ground, "Ow..."

    Raising Heart chimes, <Master.>

    Nanoha looks at her staff, "Yes?"

    Raising Heart chimes, <You can fly.>

    Nanoha laughs and rubs the back of her head, "Well, I've never been picked up and thrown before! It surprised me." Anyway. Back to the battle!

    A holographic titlecard appears in the air above the field: 3 Hours Later

    The two Nobbu forces have long since finished fighting. Those that are still conscious are just sitting on the ground, weapons beside them as they watch the long battle playing out in the center.

    Nanoha jumps back from Hesinca, landing once more. She drops to a knee, looking rather tired. But she's still got a smile on her face, "I'm impressed you've managed to last this long. You've got a lot of stamina." Is Nanoha admitting defeat?

    No. Nanoha stands up once more, leveling her staff towards Hesinca, "I'm good to go for another round though! Photon-" The spell charges beyond the tip of the staff, pink magic quickly gathering and growing in size. Nanoha then finishes, "-Smasher!" The magic bursts, a large beam rushing towards Hesinca-

    -No wait, not straight towards her. But rather beneath her! The beam carves through the field ground like butter, vaporizing it and digging a large dip in the ground. The beam passes right under Hesinca, not touching her, but destroying the ground beneath her for quite a drop.
Hesinca "Hah... you think this is anywhere near the end of my rope? I'm not even breathing heavily!"

Hesinca has simply been outlasting everything thrown at her. Every attack launched hasn't been able to get through her armor - or it does, and stops short at the next layer of armor - or gets through that and stops short at her armored exoskeleton - or gets through that and just hits muscle or flesh, Hesinca's own body being an effective shield for her vital bits since there's just so much to go through, and even on the inside she's tough.

And then the magic blast launches at her. "HAH!"

She jumps, even injured and after fighting for three hours and counting she's capable of easily clearing the attack, getting some impressive airtime at the height of her leap before coming back down.

And then back down, down, down....

"Wait, WHERE'S THE FLOOOOoooooorrrr...."

*slam*

Hesinca doesn't get back up out of the hole.
Nanoha Takamachi                              -VICTORY: MAD-                            

    The titlecard flashes in the sky. The MAD Nobbus cheer in victory. Nanoha lets out a sigh of relief, "That's good... I really need to go pick Vivio up from school soon."

    Nanoha walks over towards her opponent to offer her thanks for a good fight... When she notices that Hesinca still hasn't reappeared. Nanoha pauses at the edge and looks over it, "Are you okay down there?"

    Pause.

    "Do you need any help getting out?"
Hesinca "HESINCA NEEDS NO HELP!"

"..."

"Actually, yes please, can you throw down a rope or something"
Nanoha Takamachi     Nanoha doesn't have rope. But she does have magical platforms! She creates a few for Hesinca to jump onto and out.