Scene #6209: Tower of Santaga

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Maya	Once more brave heroes come to face the tower of Santaga once more these heroes are Alexis and her band of pokemon. Who have seen the birth and death of entire realities. Now they are dealing with a tower of stolen holidays by the first King Mankind often has known. Followed by Orchid the reploid queen of spiders, and mistress of surveillance enter into the tower again it looks to be a massive bakery full of goblins making holiday good and one comes rushing up to the pair. "You're here! You're here! We need your help the cooking queens latest creation has gone ary and now is rampaging htough the kitchen you have to help us...." There's a massive roar as something mashes through one of the ovens. It's a massive hulking Golem made out of what appears to be Fruitcake. "It's awful it ate her and is using her to fuel its rampage cries the goblin as it hides behind Orchid." It seems they found one of the better actors in the ranks of the goblins for this floor.
Orchid	Oh... kay. Orchid was expecting something interesting from the woman her evil twin tormented. But cooking? That's something she's only loosely familiar with. She's wearing a seasonal santa hat, and has a few drones already deployed as she walks into the tower. She blinks a little, getting her bearings, and watches the monster to start with. Still, she's bringing her shields up, and her spiders are spreading out to the sides.
Alexis	Now what could possibly go wrong with a little holiday adventure? Thankfully Alexis has been around more than long enough to not actually ask that sort of question. Brings nothing but trouble. "Okay, so it's a kitchen. What's the ca--" Cue the blathering goblin running in to hide behind Orchid. "--Great. It's a Mad Science Kitchen. Dare I ask what foul mistake has been raught by this so-called queen?" Probably not. But it's going to stomp onto the scene all the same, leaving wreckage in its wake. And apparently the monster is... Alexis slaps a palm to her face. "You have got to be kidding me." But grabs a pokeball all the same to flick in front of her. "Fine, fine, we'll play along. At least you could call this being prepared." How so? Considering it's a massive bear-like form that appears out of the pokeball sprawled on the ground. "Snorrrrr.... laaaaaax... snorrrrrr..." Then stops mid snore, non visible nose twitching. "Snor!" The hulking form starts to sit up on his own. "I guess fruitcake does still passibly count as food if it got you off your butt," Alexis mutters.
Maya	Oh Maya had a plan all right, it's getting a little wild here. It's mad science cooking, given Maya is this such a shock? It's not commonly known but she was raised by a baker and two barmen. She likes cooking even if she's not hyper-skilled at it, still the fruitcake golem. The goblin sputters. "She foolishly used processed ingredients to try and keep up with the demand!" The Snorlax has awoken and it may indeed see massive amounts of food here. Orchid has time to get her shield out and fan out her spiders as the golem rushes at both Orchid, Alexis and the Pokemon. It bellows and moves to try and do its vest smash impersonation of a certain green and angry guy slamming its fists into the ground trying to catch them in the shockwave.
Alexis	Alexis snorts at the goblin's remark. "Yup. That'd do it. Fastest way to ruin a fruitcake." They're surrounded by food, but the pounding on the ground gets the Snorlax's attention first, thankfully. The vibration briefly knocks Alexis on her butt, but Blockade just sort of waddles through it, being a very big and sturdy boy. "Snor." He tromps right up to the golem and does the most logical thing one can when faced with animate food. Lick it. Might not look that threatening, but you're dealing with a monster that can eat almost anything, and the digestive juices in that saliva aren't to be sneezed at. Then recoils after doing so, fat cheeks turning a bit green. "Aaaaax!" A large paw is used to rub off his tongue. "Well, that confirms that it's the bad kind of fruitcake." Alexis snorts, trying not to sound too amused. If Snorlax doesn't like the taste of it....
Orchid	FruitcAAAKE SMASH! Right into Orchid's upraised shields, and while she is thrown back by the impact, it's a controlled flight. "Huh. Well, I certainly can't eat that much, even with my tongue off," she muses, sending her spiders to web the thing's legs to the floor. Hopefully, that'll keep it from moving so much, and make it an easier target. Still, those fists are nothing to ignore.
Maya	The Hulking Fruit Cake golem bellows even as it's licked and the beast attempts to keep the Snorlax at bay it doesn't seem to like this idea of being eaten no it does not and it's clearly lost a bit of its mass from that. Orchid meanwhile is getting a bit more tricky as she moves to web the thing to the floor, the beast is held firm but now it's lashing out trying to take both women and their minions down. IT Bellows and grabs some batter and starts lobbing it at our heroes trying to encase them in fruitcake batter!
Alexis	It's just an animated pile of fruitcake, we can't really blame the golem for not knowing this wasn't a really good idea against a creature famous for eating half a ton of food at one time and then sleeping for days in middle of major Routes. Snorlax just opens up his large maw and gulps down the batter being thrown at him. Yum! Much better tasting than the finished product trying to pound their faces in. He pats his large tummy a few times. "Now that you've had something to eat, how about you try and soften up the rest of that rampaging turnover." Alexis isn't really sure what else at the moment, so we'll go to something tried and true. "Snor!" Blockade stomps his feet a few times, makes a loud gulping and hocking sound, and then lurches forward to spit a big glob of the formidable digestive juices that allow Snorlaxes to eat so much food. That stuff is going to be potent to say the least, especially when being used to loogie something made out of food.
Orchid	This ranged attack slams into Orchid, and this time she doesn't just bounce back up. She's still alive, but she's working her way out. Of course, those drones of hers are still active, and have found a chunk of kitchen wall that they are attempting to tip over onto the fruitcake golem, to crash into it from behind.
Maya	The golem was not expecting the heroes to face it to be so fearsome, no. The champions of the holidays keep up their assault. Orchid makes her moves the drones will end up falling the wall on the golem for a good deal of damage, which leaves it open to the follow up from the Snorlax. The acid loogie of food and super acid that might make a Xenomorph Queen jealous but something happens as the acid eats away at the goe,mn one might see something else inside it and struggling and then a human hand forces it's way free of part of the pokemon cut in some macabre display someone's inside it and clearly trying to get out also on the arm one might see some blue tattoo work. The Golem meanwhile finally breaks free it will grab the chunk of wall and throw it at its attackers howling in rage now. Ya it's pissed and that human arm is trying to break free.
Orchid	Orchid is able to chew her way though the batter in time to see the door coming her direction. In fact, she is able to get out in time to make a quip. "Hmmm, little underdone, but good." Then she puts a shield up, deflecting the door away as she moves to the side. Strafing around the Golem, she looks closely at it, considering her options. She doesn't want to hurt Maya, and it is clear that the shell of fruitcake is getting thinner. So it's back to the webbing, spiders leaping onto the golem, trying to glue those arms to the torso. "Pity about the big guy's flavor."
Alexis	A big chunk of wall being thrown is enough to even knock a Snorlax on it's fat ass. Not enough to knock it out, but it's definately enough to put that amount of girth down for the moment. "Snorrrrr." Especially when he decides to go to sleep instead. Sigh. That will keep his health stable but he's not going to be able to do much else. In the end it might be for the better. Alexis notices the arm sticking out of the golem. Didn't the goblin say it had 'eaten' someone. Looks like Snorlax slobber started to soften the golem enough they could try to get out. Now would be the time to lend a hand in that regard. So Alexis grabs a second pokeball and tosses it into the air. "Go, Windburn!" A screeching cry follows as an avian resembling a large peregrine falcon with flame patterns in her plumage emerges, and perches on one of the pieces of kitchen equipment. "You see that hand?" Alexis points at the golem, the bird turns her head, and nods. "Smash the area near it, try to break more free for them!" A scree acknowledges the command and the bird launchs off her perch, making a small loop in the limited space and then divebombing towards the Golem with exceptional speed thanks to Gale Wings, talons outstretched to tear into the monstrousity of disliked dessert while Orchid is keeping it's arms at bay.
Maya	The golem does not seem long for this world as it just comes under assault from the mechanized spiders which are able to pin them in place. The beast arms cannot move, they are held in place and Alexi is set to go from Orchid'ds actions. The creature bellows in anger and fear. Alexis and her ream are now moving to go for the kill on the golem at this point, the strike comes in from the avian pokemon and it scores a hit, this allow the woman inside the column to burst free in some parody of a zerg broodling. Maya burst free of the golem and it just can't take it the blue-haired woman rolls away from it and one might see she's wearing a green Mrs. Clause style outfit nothing immodest just it did leave her arms bear for the most part as she rises off and looks to the fallen golem. "Thank you my brave heroes for rescuing from my foolish cooking folly and you are now entitled to a reward." She whistles over some of the goblins who drag a gold chest over. The chest open not only are there candy canes inside but there are stockings for Alexis and Orchid as well. Maya's got this goofy grin on her face too. "This certainly was an experience! Besides someone had to deal with all the old Union fruitcake..."
Orchid	Ahh, Christmas Zerg. How Festive! Orchid moves over to help Maya out of the fruitcake prison. She's grinning, and she looks JUST like Delilah. But that kind of thing may be for another day. "Woohoo! Treasure!" she says aloud. She'll take her share and then- "Say, is there any of the good fruitcake left?" she asks Maya.
Alexis	Alexis holds out her arm like a falconeer appropriately for the bird to come land on afterwards. Then just stares at Maya for a moment. "... I'm going to pretend I didn't hear were most of that fruitcake came from." Though that certainly explains why even Snorlax thought it tasted bad. But it's quickly overlooked for the sake 'treasure'. Alexis takes one of the candy canes. "Hey, big fella." The Snorlax grunts a little but doesn't move. "Here's for a good job," she continues, tossing him the candy cane. Then goes to collect whatever else there is for loot.
Maya	Maya goes to one of the intact tabels take a chunck of the fruit cake and starts eating it apprently this is the good stuff as the goblins seem to be heaidn off with it, maube the Snolax can get a bit of it. "Yes, I have some back at the command ship. Personal stock pile rather than this golem, of holiday horror." She's looking unmeasuy about Orchid and is making ready to leave at this point.
Orchid	Orchid isn't going to press Maya. She'll collect the candy canes, and go on her way.
Alexis	Alexis grabs some of the good fruitcake for later, stuffing it in her pack that seems to hold so much more than a normal hiking backpack should. Trainers are masters at this sort of efficient use of space. Then recalls both of the pokemon. "Still not the weirdest holiday we've been through, eh?" She remarks to Maya and winks at the other old timer. Relatively speaking.