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Tamamo no Mae     It's a beautiful day in the Moon Cell, the (false) sky is shining, the (false) clouds are going, the sakura trees are waving gently with the breeze being created. All in all, it's actually a very beautiful day... even if it's mostly fake. She does try to keep it in a good cycle lest she confuse her husband... Tamamo's actually in the throne room right now, lying languidly on her bench, poking at a few screens. "Mikon?" there's a bit of a curious noise in that as she looks at the Moon Cell map.

    It's a Saber icon.

    It's not Nero.

    It's already captured a few areas and is invading into some of Tamamo's territory.

    Warning bells erupt in the Capital, there's an alarmed sounding MIKON, that echoes through the building. "SEIFER! There's a Saber invading! It's not the Red Pain In The Ass either!" she makes a few motions with her hand and there's a couple requests for help sent towards Archer and Touta... might as well use her subject and... someone she sorta knows with her husband just in case!

    Standing on the Teleport pad, she dissapears and reappears in a random section where the Saber's invading... "Everyone, meet me here..." she mutters, sending the message to all invited.
Seifer Almasy      Ah, what a pain in the ass.

     Seifer Almasy spawns in next to his beautiful wife. He is utterly topless and covered in sweat. His short hair is disheveled, his muscular form is dripping wet, and he's actually kind of breathing hard. His coat - the Mystic Code Caster made - is in his hand, slung over his shoulder like a one-sided cape. His other hand is holding Hyperion, the long, impractical-looking gunblade that is his trademark. He steps off the pad, his lips twisted in an irritated permanent 'tch'-face.

     "Doesn't anybody ever invade that blonde moron?" He asks as he walks past his wife, moving in front like a protective knight, "Do we just have to deal with goddamn every problem that comes up? Next time let's just shove somebody into her territory or something. Just rig up a teleport pad or some shit. We can do that, right? That white-haired guy can probably do that, he's the janitor or some shit, janitors do stuff like that."

     "Ahhhh, shit." He takes a sharp breath. "My routine getting disrupted really pisses me off."
Touta Konoe      Touta's been spending a lot of time with Servants as of late. No complaints from him though! The moment he gets the call he's already out and about to see what the situation's like. So after a few Warp Gates and Teleport pads later he'll arrive along with the others eager. His appearence is pretty similar to the usual, The spiked black-hair, the black katana. His mostly black attire with the red t-shirt except...

     He's got some sort of yellow and black bracelet on his wrist and on his jacket...There's a floral pattern. A very familiar floral pattern of a very familiar person. But that's not gonna be an issue right? There's actual issues going on right?

     "Hey guys, so what's happening? Is there another Servant that popped up?"

     He actually sounds a bit excited for this. Though considering the last time the Moon Cell had something occur like this they ended up with Nobunaga and she was cool right? So he's sorta just figures that this'll be something similar.
Staren     Staren's writer is drawing a blank on interesting 'what was Staren doing' prose. Anyway, he shows up through the warpgate and hurries to the designated area by flying broom. He doesn't have much to say, since they haven't a clue who the attacker is yet.
Yomi Isayama The Saber that is here causing trouble is neither blonde nor short! It appears to be a teenage girl, though, wearing something of a cross between a miko outfit and a high school uniform, with three scabbards at her hip and a bookbag slung over one shoulder.

Right now, she has only one sword drawn, and is using it to great effect, cutting down automated defenders. After the last one has fallen, she digs in her bag and pulls out... a flip phone. Pink, decorated with stickers and sparkles.

And she holds it up at arm's length, lifting her other hand next to her face to make a peace sign. "And here's me preparing to take over the rest of this territory! Peace~!" Click. With a snap, the phone is put back into her bag, and she looks up toward the approaching defenders. "Oh and here they come now! Good, I was getting, like.. totally bored with these guys here!"
Archer EMIYA      There's really no reason for Archer to help out Tamamo. After all, she PROBABLY deserves this. On the other hand, a potential shift in power might potentially cause him even more headaches, given that whoever is attacking Tamamo's territory like this is probably equally if not even more crazy.

     ...And it would seem he was right. He appears on the field, a pair of twin swords in hand to the sight of a high school fox taking a selfie. Is this a joke? Is he dreaming. If he had a free hand he'd pinch his forehead in annoyance, but instead he simply calls out to them.

     "So, putting it bluntly in words you probably understand. What the hell is your damage?"
Tamamo no Mae     Tamamo /might/ deserve this, but it's not the time nor place to figure that out. "Alright, everyone. Let's cut through the defenders that are popping up and go meet our little troublemaking Saber." THat's it, that's all Tamamo really has to say about the matter. Fortunately, this area's quite small... with one portal leading to the next room where the Saber is supposedly. Tamamo looks up towards the cube in the sky, nodding...

    "Tamamo is really not going to be happy if it's Nero!" she shouts before dashing off... and through the portal to the other side, landing with a flip into the next room...

    Where she sees Archer.... and... a fox?

    "Archer, what is the meaning of this?"
Archer EMIYA Archer turns his head to Caster as she asks what exactly is going on, an extremely blank look on his face. Is it not obvious why he's here? Well, whatever.

     "Clearly, she's my girlfriend. We're in the middle of a lover's quarrel you see and she just decided to rampage all the way over here."

     There's an extremely strong sarcastic tone in his voice, though even if there wasn't, it's not like anyone would believe him anyways.
Seifer Almasy      Seifer just sort of goes right back to doing what he'd been doing before he was called - effortless carving through drones like they're not even in his way. He's sweating and tired and topless but this isn't really a problem - these things aren't a threat except in *very* large numbers or when he handicaps himself. Right now, he's not handicapping himself at all, so they're barely even noticed. Hyperion goes left, right, left, right, behind, in front, diagonal slash, like it's just on rote, as he strolls forward. He's clearing a path for Tamamo.

     In the next room, with the fox and the jackass, Seifer puts one hand on his hip, staring at Archer.

     "You have a girlfriend?" He says, "Seriously? You?"

     He looks at the fox. "Hey, if he's holding you hostage or some shit, just say so. Saving damsels is a knight's job, too, even a married knight. And I've been looking for an excuse to push this asshole's face in for a while now."
Touta Konoe      A Saber Fox...A Teenage Servant Saber Fox? Something feels odd about that, but its not like this was the weirdest thing he's seen. Touta being...Touta decides to go for a more relaxed approach to dealing with this Servant. After all, one of the last Servants who popped up ending up becoming a pal, so there's no reason this one couldn't either right? Besides, he's been doing well interacting with Servants who would at first glance seem to want to try and rip your head off.

     Seifer appears to be going really hard into destroying the enemy drones, so much so that it sorta leaves a bit of room for Touta to walk on through as well, though it was probably not intended to be as such. But he'll take it! But maybe all those slashes were affecting his hearing because he swore that he just heard Archer say that was his girl-friend. Not that Touta doubted the Servant could get one it was just...He just didn't seem like the type to want one...Or the type to make woman happy...Or the type that woman liked.

     Unlike the other two guys of the group, Touta doesn't say anything at all. Archer's covered one angle and Seifer another, at this point Touta's just looking at the girl trying to see if she's actually what she appears to be and isn't just some sort of cosplaying Servant of some sort...

     "They look so authentic...But why the uniform then?"
Yomi Isayama Ears twitch as another fox shows her presence. "Aha! Caster~! You've made it, you've made it!" The Saber lifts her hand and waves cheerfully. "And you've brought friends! Or... huh. Is that your man?" She peers toward Seifer, but pauses as Archer identifies his true intentions. "Wh--"

A blush comes to her cheeks, and Saber waves both hands in front of her. "N.." Pause. Her eyes shift toward Seifer and Tamamo again, and suddenly she's right beside Archer, grabbing onto his arm. "That's right! Saber, the perfect high school girlfriend, has arrived! Hold still now!" Yes, that pink flip phone is back, and yes she's going to take a picture of herself and Archer. Click~

"Mmm? Of course they're authentic!" Ears twitch, and tail swishes behind her. "The uniform is vital. Vital! It wouldn't be proper for a high school girl to be without a uniform, right? It totes increases my JK power!"
Tamamo no Mae     The world 'stops'.

    Tamamo looks at the Saber. "..."

    Tamamo looks at Seifer...

    Then back towards Saber.

    "J...K... pow..." Tamamo twitches a bit... then latches onto Seifer. "OF... of course this is mine, I didn't capture this wonderful Saber-aspiring knight for nothing, you high school fox." a pause as she latches onto Archer. She blinks... "However, I know that /he/ isn't yours. He's no one's. He has a bad time with girls anyways... so why don't you just throw him to the side and then leave my lands alone, I can't have an upstart fox try to take over my precious Capital."
Seifer Almasy      "Wait, what?" Seifer looks at Tamamo. "You didn't capture me at all."

     He does, however, put his arm around Tamamo's waist as the other fox grabs onto Archer. "You're mine and I'm yours. That's how this works, y'know? Don't go tellin' people you captured me."

     He looks over at Archer and Saber. "Anyway, uh...I guess...congrats?" He seems puzzled, but not immediately rejecting the notion. Who knows, Archer's an asshole but so is Seifer. He shrugs.

     "I dunno," he says after a moment to his own fox, "If I can get a fox as pretty as you, he can get a fox who's not even close, right?"
Touta Konoe      Almost interrupts but it seems that Tamamo beats him to the punch, but he does sorta reinforce the point at least. "Yeah uh...I'm pretty sure Archer wouldn't be okay with his girlfriend tearing up the MoonCell. I could see him being okay with teasing Hime-chan, or messing with Seifer, or heckling the other Saber...But yeah, messing with the Moon Cell is actually one of the few things he probably would give you a hard 'no' on."

     Plus...Archer didn't really seem like the type to use JK powers.
Archer EMIYA Archer's own sarcasm is apparently turned against him as Ms. JK totally owns what he just said. That's not suppose to happen? He's pretty god damn sure that's not suppose to happen. There's a look of utter confusion and dread as the Saber takes a picture with her phone. He forces out an awkward cough as he tries to regain some semblance of composure.

     "A Heroic Spirit that wishes to become a wife and a Heroic Spirit that wishes to become a high school girl? Truly this is bad comedy. Anyway I'm going to clear things u-"

     'He's no one's. He has a bad time with girls.'

     While neither of those accusations are incorrect, there's a certain part of him who just wants to completely prove Caster wrong. With that goal in mind, Archer pulls Gozen closer to him along with his arm, attempting to play up the totally legit relationship they have going here.

     "Yes, this is my GIRLFRIEND. The SUPERIOR and ever so lovely fox...Errr, Saber? Yes, Saber."
Seifer Almasy      "You're allowed to be wrong," Seifer says to Archer. He kisses Tamamo's head. "I mean, opinions are all well and good, but my fox is definitely the better one. But, hey, y'know, congrats on third place."
Yomi Isayama The trap has been sprung! "I am a high school girl! It's no wish!" Ears twitch as Saber peers back toward Tamamo. "Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to..." She pauses as Archer's arm pulls her in close. Wow, did she really charm him that easily? "Y..yes! Saber, and far superior to some old bag." Glare glare glare at Tamamo.

Her hand clenches into a fist, and she stomps on the ground. "Anyway, if your husband doesn't have any real taste, we can get a tie-breaker right here!" Tail swishing, she turns to point dramatically at... Touta!

"You!"

Point! "Yes, you! You tell us who makes a better lover! That old fox who's killed too many husbands, or this cute high school girlfriend?" And because she cheats, she focuses her gaze on Touta, activating her Mystic Eyes of Enchantment (ver. Charm)!
Tamamo no Mae     Tamamo's fur frizzes up in anger, "Old bag?!" Tamamo makes a couple steps forward until she's kissed on the head by Seifer. This calms her down near instantly. "Of course, this third rate fox with a fourth rate servant 'boyfriend' couldn't possibly be of any trouble for this wise and experienced fox and a knight with grand ambition." she grins slightly, "He's also good in a lot of other ways too!" she comments, turning her head back to the JK Fox.

    When she sees Suzuka turn towards Touta, she pouts, "Hey, no fair using my Subject without my permission! He's property of this fox and I won't let him." Tamamo huffs a bit at this and clings tighter to Seifer. "But if you wish to play dirty, Touta, tell her that this young, experienced beauty is no match to a fox with poor fashion sense~"
Seifer Almasy      Seifer's just here. He scratches Tamamo's ears gently. He's really...just here.

     "Yeah, I mean...I guess this is a catfight?" He says to the air. "...a fox fight? A...cat...fox...fight?"

     "...man I dunno, I'm a knight, not a poet."
Touta Konoe      Touta wasn't expecting to get involved in this mainly cause he wasn't sure what the hell had occurred at this point. Was this some sort of rivalry going on now? Did he miss something? He leans in towards his sword for a moment and whispers, "You have any idea what's going on with these guys?"

     A voice comes back from the blade, "It's just best you don't involve yourself any further..."

     Before the boy is able to even begin acknowledging the statement, a finger is pointed at the poor fifth wheel.

     "Eh? Me? I mean, I think I'm the least qualified person to ask about love. I mean, the girl I asked to marry me ended up flat out rej-"

     And then something happens. He's not sure what's going on but it leaves him worldless for a moment as Tamamo begins speaking to him as well.

     Touta says nothing as he walks over to the Fox Saber as she's embraced by Archer and it is here that he speaks up. "Yeah, you're totally cute as a high schooler, that's definitely a point that Hime-chan doesn't have but she's definitely got you beat with the sweet wife routine. They're both kinda different preferences so I don't think you can make a decision on what's better on just that so if that's the case we can find out by who's more foxy..." It will be at this moment that this Saber Fox realizes that she has errored in a way that she could not have realized. Seifer was a married man, and knightly in his chivalrous ways. Archer was while willing to 'act' bold inorder to piss off Fox, he was still mild mannered in nature. Touta on the other hand well...He could be blunt, and when he's put into this fox's snare what little reason he has goes voided.

     Touta imposes on both Archer and Suzuka as he places one hand on her ear and just begins scratching it similar to what Seifer does to his wife.

     "Hmmm...The ears are a bit similar but I think there's a bit more fluff in yours...Alright, there's only one way to know for sure."

     In the next moment Touta takes his other hand and reaches for Suzuka's tail and just begins fluffing it against his face without remorse.

     "...Hmmm, yeah if were talking about tails, Hime-chan's triple tail threat is too much for one tail to handle, but if it's one-on-one..." Snug. Snug. Snug.

     "Yeah, this tail would beat out one of Hime-chan's in a solo fight..."

     This was a bad idea...
Seifer Almasy      Seifer looks at Touta. Then he looks at Archer.

     "He's feelin' up your girlfriend an' you should probably kick his ass. I mean, I would. Somebody feelin' up my fox would be dead before their hand got off the tail."

     He's still scratching Caster's ears.
Archer EMIYA Archer lets out a smug chuckle as things continue to get more awkward. Well, he was expecting an actual physical fight, but he's perfectly fine with some random fox showing up solely to get Caster riled up. Perhaps when this whole spat and farce of a relationship is over, he'll even send Gozen a boxed lunch for the sick amusement he's getting out of this.

     ... And then Touta apparently digs his own grave with his bare hands, and it takes everything within his power not to burst into laughter, instead he just gives off the smuggest piece of shit grin imaginable which may or may not be worse.

     "It's...It's fine. I'll murder him later, honest."

     Days like this are the one's where he is perfectly fine with the decision of making a contract with some random alien computer.
Tamamo no Mae     Tamamo stares... then gets this... sly look upon her face. "Later, huh?" she questions Archer... then she turns towards Suzuka... smirking even wider. "Ah, it turns out your boyfriend doesn't care one iota about killing him right where he stands for feeling you up... you inferior... accessable... no underwear wearing slut of a fox." Tamamo huffs, "I may have had multiple /HUSBANDS/", emphasizing that point, "But I was FAITHFUL to them~!"

    She steps forward, her mirror floating around her. "Such a weak fox... clinging to anyone who shows you the most modicum of affection..." Tamamo gets this look in her eyes... "And Archer here, not wanting to murder /my/ subject for blatantly molesting your ears and tail, a fox's most prized assets!"

    It's here she finally gets face to face with Suzuka, chest to chest, "You. Are. Inferior."
Seifer Almasy      Seifer steps up behind his fox, arms around her waist. It's pretty clear - if Touta under his weird influence tries anything, Seifer's gonna cut his hand off.
Yomi Isayama Fu fu fu~ Seeing Tamamo get a rise out of being called old makes this whole trip worthwhile on its own. "Oho, so Touta is his name then?" Saber grins, putting one hand on her hip. "Your subject, huh? One husband at a time isn't good enough for you?"

Should have listened to the sword, Touta. As the Mystic Eyes activate, Saber gestures toward the boy. "Yes, why don't you... uh..." She blinks, ear twitching as it's scritched. "H..hey, I said to judge, not to feel!" And then he goes for her tail, and the fur bristles! Okay, maybe she didn't think through the downsides of not being used to how ears and a tail like this feel, it's so strange! Turning around, she swats lightly at Touta and pulls her tail free. "Stop that now! Hey, honey, stop enjoying this!" With her tail free, she elbows Archer in the side and pouts. A mighty pout!

"But fine! I--" Pause. She slowly turns to stare at Tamamo. "And who says I'm not faithful?" Most of the rest of the insults don't seem to bother her as much, for some reason. "Fine! You want someone to be murdered, then I can definitely oblige!" One hand grasps one of her swords, drawing it from its sheath. The other two... float out all on their own, one silver and one gold, and hover in the air above her.

"I don't mind dueling this way either," she says, flashing a grin. "I'll show you that JK love power beats out anything you can do as a wife!"
Touta Konoe      It's difficult for one to describe the sensation of being completely in control one moment and the next moment waking up to have your hand getting smacked. There's a bit of blinking and then a bit of a confused look on his face. "Huh?"

     That's all he can give in response to the hand being slapped away. Did he do something wrong.

     "Touta...I told you not get involved."

     The sword now pinned to the ground says sorta annoyed.

     "What are you talking, I just told them I wasn't getting involved...And then she slapped my hand...Uh...Actually, why am I over here now...And why do I have hair on my hand? Did something shed on me or something?"

     And like that Touta may have added more wood to the fire.
Seifer Almasy      "Damn, she's going bald, too?" Seifer's fingers curl into Tamamo's hand, "That's just rough. No wonder she wants to jump right to unladylike violence to prove herself. Hey, yo."

     Seifer shoulders his gunblade and looks at the other fox across the way. "Look, your boyfriend's kind of a trash fire an' that guy basically just felt you up an' your first instinct is to get violent with her? C'mon, lady, you oughta be a princess if you're a high school girl, right? Princesses don't do shit like that." Yes they do.
Touta Konoe Looks at Seifer for a moment with the most honestly confused face. "Wait, I did what...Hey, someone tell me what's going on now would ya?! I'm so lost!"
Archer EMIYA Archer's previously smug face fades away into one of minor discomfort as Suzaku ribs him in the side. Ow. Also, rather pressingly, the petty squabbling between the two foxes is about to break out into an all out war once more. Oh no. How or who could have let this happen? Oh well, all good things must come to an end at some point.

     "You really are clueless, aren't you, Seifer Almasy? Anyway, no. I'm not going to cut down my friend who just spontaneously acted out of character,especially not for a girl I just met."

     Archer rubs his sore spot a bit as he distances himself away from the group a bit. "I'd also like to point out that either of them were free to smack him silly whenever they wanted, but they didn't. Anyway, I think I've figured it all out. Saber here is the kind that thrives on drama, and she figured that Caster here was the perfect target."

     Archer gives the JK Saber a wry smile.

     "Gotta say, despite your clear vapidness, your instincts are pretty good when it comes to this sort of thing. If your aim was to be a high school girl, you've got the act pretty much down."
Touta Konoe Touta is still left without any sort of idea what just happened. So he's forced to continue pestering! "Seriously! What just happened?! Oi, Archer?! Seifer?! Hime-chan?!"
Tamamo no Mae     Tamamo huffs a bit, the swords go up... and the Caster shakes her head, "Cooking." she pauses, looks at the JK Saber. "How about this, if you think your love is real, and that your JK Power will beat this wife... then prove it. True love and adoration comes with a duty that cannot be replicated by the unfaithful."

    "A lovingly cooked meal."

    She looks between Archer, Touta and Seifer. "Steak. A good steak can turn any man into a mess of devotion to you... WITHOUT using Mystic Eyes." she pauses a bit and grins.

    "I'll make it sweeter. If you win, I'll go JK Style... and willingly annex some of my land to you. If /I/ win, you leave forever."
Yomi Isayama It's kinda cute just how well the Mystic Eyes affected Touta. Maybe his talking sword will tell him how embarrassing he was being! But then... betrayal!

"Just because I didn't want you to kill him? Jeez, I'm not heartless!" That is a total lie, she really is. Well, mostly heartless. "Hmph. Of course my instincts are good. I'm running on JK power! b..but hey, this isn't about drama! It's about beating that old fox!" She seethes for a moment, but is defused by Tamamo's sudden idea. "Cooking?"

A lovingly cooked meal. ...erk. "W..wait just a second! Steak dinners are -way- outside of a high school girl's realm of romanticism! Any proper one makes things for her boyfriend like.... like cookies!" Saber crosses her arms, nodding to herself in affirmation. "And her boyfriend loves them even if she mixed up the salt and sugar, because they were made with true love! Ahh..." Her third sword begins hovering in the air so she can clasp her hands together, bringing them to her cheek.

"So!" She fixes her gaze on the older fox. "Your competition is off-kilter from the beginning, Caster! Mmm... but if you really don't want to fight..." Taptaptap goes her foot as she tries to think.
Seifer Almasy      "So make cookies, then?" Seifer points out with the basic logic of a reasonably sane adult male who isn't trapped in a harem anime.
Touta Konoe      Touta hears words he hasn't heard before and just like back when he had no idea what a Servant was he goes into question mode. Or he would but...This really should end peacefully. "Hey, I don't know about this whole Mystic Eye thing but can't you two just agree you both are cute instead of having to fight of who can coo-...Wait..Cooking..."

     Touta pulls up his phone and looks at the time. For the first time since this situation occurred there's an actual look of fear on his face, as though he just saw the end of the world.

     "Wait...Thursday and almost dinner time...Oh no.../She's/ back home with no one looking over the kitchen..."

     Touta's face turns pale as he looks back to Archer. To the others his words probably sounded like jibberish, but that Servant alone should understand. He should know full well what might be coming...
Archer EMIYA A cooking competition? He's ok with that. However, steak, like Suzuka said, is way too expensive and outside a traditional high schooler's budget and expertise. On the other hand, cookies are way too simple and not a good display of cooking prowess at all. No, clearly the best way to show one's expertise in the kitchen would be with an egg based dish... Something like... Something like.

     "Rather than cookies, how about omurice? That should be simple enough for a high schooler to make. I would hope, anyways."
Archer EMIYA      Chimes in for the panicking Touta.

     "She's fine. The worst she can do is burn toast...I hope."
Tamamo no Mae     Omurice? That's such a basic dish...

    TAMAMO WILL CRUSH IT.

    "For a moment there, I thank your culinary intelligence. Omurice it is." she nods, "A simple dish that can be made with love, either JK Love or Wifely love." she looks at Archer and Touta, "Go get the stuff ready!"
Yomi Isayama "Omurice?" Saber flicks an ear. "Omurice, omurice..." After a moment's thought, she gives a nod. "I suppose that's fair. It's a dish that can show love! But..." She closes her eyes in thought again, but snaps them open as Tamamo starts calling for things.

"H..hey, wait, wait! I've never made it before! You have to give me time to practice at least!" Both hands go to her hips. "Nobody's ever asked me to make it for them before. I'll accept an omurice challenge, but you gotta give me time!" Her tail flicks behind her in annoyance. "Otherwise, I hate to say it, this stylish high school girl wouldn't stand a chance as she is right now..." She can bluff her way through some things, but that's a bit much.
Touta Konoe      Feels like there should be more concern for the monstrosity that might befall his home. But...The call has been given. So he pulls out his phone, he can only pray that a friend can stop what may or may not happen. Please save our souls. With that done he starts heading back to the Capital before returning with several drones that are carrying portable kitchenware and a plethora of ingredients that could be used to cook omuOmurice. He also brings aprons. Several of them.

     "Hey Archer, while they're making the Omurice you want to make something to kill the time?"
Tamamo no Mae     Tamamo smiles, this is good, this is REAL GOOD.... but... she hmms, "I'll admit, you have guts." she thinks a moment, "Sure, you can practice... but... you'll have to stop your crusade into my territory immediately then I'll let you challenge me at omurice later." she grins, "Of course, I won't honor adopting a JK Style if I lose to you on the challenge for later, but I will annex a bit of my land for you." a pause, "And you can have what you currently got to practice in."

    Wait, is Tamamo being... nice?

    "I can respect a fox wanting to please their boyfriend or husband. Even if she has no taste in boyfriends..."
Archer EMIYA Well, thankfully it seems there was going to be no murders today. Instead there was going to be a potential murdering of stomachs at a later date. All's well that ends well it seems.

     "Hmm, well, if you ever need basic pointers JK Saber, you're free to seek me out for basic advice. Anyway, if you want to kill the time just mindlessly cooking, I suppose I can join you, Touta Konoe."
Yomi Isayama "Mmm..." Saber looks thoughtful for a moment, then nods once. All three of her swords float around her, then neatly sheath themselves. "Deal. We'll set the date and meet on the battlefield of love!" At this point, she cares less about the actual stakes and more that she'll be able to prove that a high school girlfriend is a purer love than a wife!

Saber reaches out, extending a hand to shake to seal the deal! Though if Tamamo does shake, she's going to get pulled in closer to the pink phone can come out and snap a picture of them both as a souvenier.
Touta Konoe      Touta gets a text message and...It's not good. There's panic on his face again. That friend can't watch the kitchen which means... He looks towards Archer "Sorry change of plans!" He immediately turns to Tamamo at this point with more fear on his face than she's probably seen on his face in a while.

     "Hime-chan! I gotta go! I'm also gonna borrow these two though!"

     With that he turns towards Suzuka, "Oi! I don't know what you did to me with your Misty Eyes or whatever but you need to learn to cook and I need a favor so you're coming along with us!" Yes, he said us. And as he does so he reaches for Archer's arm and Suzuka's arm simultaneously and pulls them with strength that seems improper for a child who looks like he's maybe starting highschool! They need to save his kitchen.

     Hope Suzuka was quick on the pic...