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Haguro Lush grasslands flush with wild game greet the Elites as they arrive. It's quite the nice place to arrive at from the warp gates, and it'd almost be a picturesque landscape perfect for stock photos or computer wallpapers if not for the smoke rising in the distance.

Also, the sound of battle, screaming, and occasional explosions. As the Elites draw near, they'll see an office worker with turrets on her shoulders running amok fist fighting a group of farmers with laser cannons strapped to their backs. There's scorch marks all over ground near and behind the office worker, and a nearby saloon is very much on fire.

Haguro's brow is furrowed in irritation as she flings one of the farmers into a group of the others, then rolling out of the way just as a laser obliterates a signpost not too far away from where she had been a second ago. She's looking somewhat winded, but mostly fine despite the bandages wrapped around her arms and the small bandage strip across her nose.

Her nose isn't busted up or anything. She just thought it would help her look tougher to match with the white admiral's cap on her head.

"Throw down your weapons and we can settle this peacefully!" Haguro shouts as she ducks behind the burning saloon, the takingtakes a moment to check her turrets and revolver.  Satisfied with that check, she then dips out of cover just long enough to nail one of the laser cannons right in the barrel!

It explodes. The backpack attached to it explodes. Its holder also explodes. It's hard to miss the explosion, and it even has both Haguro and the village full of farmers staring for a moment before they get back to shooting at each other.

As things are, it does not seem this is going to be settled peacefully.
Majima Goro "Nishida, are ya fuckin' takin pictures of this shit?"
A man with a snakeskin jacket waves his bat in the air a bit, following along towards the source of the fire and smoke.
A nervous looking man in a hard hat, button up shirt, and slacks puts his cell phone away. "Wha? No, Boss, of course not!"

There's a dull drumming noise as Majima's bat lightly impacts the top of Nishida's hardhat. "What? Why the fuck not? I need a new wallpaper for this fuckin' phone? I swear, ya dumb as shit sometimes, Nishida."
He shakes his head, turning to find..an office worker fighting a farmer. Except both groups have laser-turrets on them. That's amazing.
He cracks his neck, letting Nishida hang back. "...get some fuckin' pictures this time, ya fucking dingus! We need a new recruitment ad!" Bat swings left. Bat swings right. Majima gets into position.

            FARMERS WITH LASERS

"Neheheheh! Come on! I'll give ya all a good crop dustin'!"
Athela Valemore Places like this, far from the occupied and busy centers of the Multiverse, probably have difficulty getting the help they need in trying times. Mayhaps that in itself is why fate seems to have somehow made sure a noble knight was close enough to see the explosions and pick up the distress call despite how weak and broken it is.

The pounding of hooves heralds the young hero's arrival, even if it is upon the back of a large goat rather than a white noble steed like someone who's read too many fairy tails might expect.

Only upon reaching the villiage the Gogoat skids to a stop, and both pokemon and rider stare at the scene before them. For all Athela has seen in the multiverse, this is still... well, this is still pretty absurd.

However the portion of the distress call she did hear made it pretty clear what the source of the bizarre circumstances was. "Stay, guard the peremeter," she murmurs to her mouth and gives her horn a reassuring stroke before hopping off.

One hand reachs over her shoulder to grab the hilt of Resolute Blade, drawing it with a motion to extend the sword-glaive to it's proper length as she does, and point it towards the 'purple woman with multiple guns'. "Cease your assault and explain yourself, woman, or ye shall answers to my blade for your transgressions!"

Not that anyone ever listens to the 'cease and explain yourself', but there's a certain amount of chivilarous process to follow. Even when you're not the sort of fantasy paladin that has an unbending pole up... unspeakable places.
Haguro Of course it couldn't be easy. They just /had/ to have laser cannons. Luckily for Haguro, the farmers didn't look like they were all that skilled at using them, but could easily become a huge problem if the fight dragged on any longer than it has already.

With Majima and Nishida arriving, Haguro can only give them a quick raise of her hand in greeting before yelping and scurrying away from the burning saloon as the sign falls off and crashes into the ground mere inches away from striking her head on the way down. "Mister Majima! Mister Nishida! Be careful, those wea-"

And as if on cue, the valiant knight appears, drawing her blade and holding it just right that Haguro nearly runs into it headfirst in her haste to avoid getting struck by the burning architecture. Nearly is the keyword, of course, as she slides under it at the last moment and tumbles briefly before righting herself and keeping her turrets trained on both the farmers and Athela herself.

"She came in 'ere tryin' to take away our homes!" One of the farmers shouts towards Athela, gesturing at Haguro by way of another shot. It's an inaccurate one that misses the woman in purple by a good two yards, but it's still enough to get a return shot from the Cruiser at his feet and kick up a convenient cloud of dust to stall a moment longer.

"That's not... Ugh. I came because they found a cache of weapons and have been using them irresponsibly. When I ofered to annex this territory and train them properly, they refused and-" Haguro gestures at the burning saloon, then jerks back as an another laser comes whizzing by considerably closer to her. The dust cloud is gone, and Haguro returns fire at that same farmer, this time hitting him in the arm with the solid round.

The solid round pierces the farmer's arm, goes into the backpack, and he explodes. The Cruiser and the farmers alike flinch again at that, and the laser fire continues as Haguro falls behind another building that is much less on fire to take cover. Neither Majima nor Athela get any lasers shot their way just yet, appearing to the farmers to be potential allies in the defense of their home with the former not swinging directly at them just yet despite the title card, and the latter outright pointing her weapon at the armed office worker.

"H.. Help us, you two! This lady's gonna take our homes, and she's gonna force us into her crazy military gizmosperiments!"
Majima Goro Majima raises a brow. "Eh?" He looks over at the farmers, then at the slowly continuing firefight.
"Sounds more ta me like ya found a bunch of weapons, thought ya were bigshots, and ya found out just how big the ocean you're swimmin' in is," He says, lazily pointing the bat around a little bit towards some of the laser-armed agriculturalists. He takes a long breath.

"...thing is, Haguro here's a friend o' mine, and you guys look like ya really shouldn't have fuckin' laser guns. Y'know. Like morons. So, eh, less ya got a better argument, I'm thinkin' I'm sidin' with Haggy-chan." He tips his head.

'sides, he wants to tussle with the paladin chick, and this seems like the fastest route.
Athela Valemore ... Well, it got an explaination at least. One that Athela would probably facepalm at if she was inclined to such gestures. Whatever she was going to say is interrupted by the laser fire, and while it's not aimed at her the proximity is enough to trigger her divine awareness and she jukes back out of the way reflexively. The farmer's own explaination isn't really much more help, as she shakes her head a bit.

Athela takes a step back and exhales slowly to recompose herself. "Okay, first off." She points, with just a finger this time, at Haguro. "They've got a point. You can't just show up and try to lay claim to their homes and lands even if it is some misguided attempt to 'help' them with what they found, as it's apparently been taken as a threat of conquest."

She then turns to gesture towards the laser-toting farmers. "The rest of you... Your desire to defend your homes and willingness to strap on this unfamiliar hardware to do so is admirable." Athela holds out both arms, weapon held back against one in a reverse grip so it doesn't accidentally smack anyone, in an encompassing gesture of the villiage. Or what's still standing on it, on fire or not. "But look around. This has escalated to a point that between her and yourselves, the very thing you seek to protect is being ravaged in the crossfire."

Athela holds up one hand to keep the likely complaints at bay a little longer. "I'm not saying you shouldn't protect what you hold dear, or just bow to whatever demands your aggressor made... but at this moment, the conflict itself is only doing more harm than good."
Haguro "Shit, you're.. You're with her, then!" The farmers shout in not-quite-coordinated accusations at Majima when he makes his intentions clear. They're about to fire, too, when Athela starts scolding both them and the shipgirl. Athela's scolding has Haguro flinching as well, although it only lasts a moment. Perhaps it's past training that's still ingrained in her mind?

"I... Suppose I might have started off on the wrong foot, yes, but..." Haguro starts, then stops as Athela points out just what she was going to say: The escalating battle really has resulted in an excessive amount of collateral damage.

Unfortunately, the collateral damage doesn't really stop there. Lasers start getting fired his way, and the shots are further dispersed as they even start firing on Nishida by virtue of being near Majima!

Poor Nishida. At least they're not particularly accurate even against stationary targets. Are the weapons that old, or are these farmers just that bad at aiming? Whatever the case is, the farmers certainly have a lot of ammo to burn through as those lasers start flying all over the place at Haguro, at Majima, and some even come close to Athela! Those barrels are all squarely pointed at the first two, though, so they probably didn't mean to actually fire on Athela.

"This much got broke already 'cause of this psycho lady! Get yer head down, Miss Knight!" It's a combination of carelessness and shitty calibration, apparently. As the farmers and Haguro continue their pattern of firing and weaving between cover, the Cruiser finally speaks up towards Athela once more, all while keeping one arm's worth of turrets trained on Athela.

"They've made their intentions clear! If they refuse to surrender their weapons or undergo proper training, then force is the only way to keep them and anyone around them safe. Please step aside, ma'am, or I'll have no choice but to fire on you as well!"
Majima Goro Poor, poor Nishida.
"Boss! Take this and show 'em who's, uh, who's...boss!" A canister of some kind is brought forth, thrown through the air while Nishida runs for cover.
Majima's bat points out towards the farmers. He doesn't even move as the lasers land around him. He doesn't flinch. Maybe he couldn't see them--one eye, and all of that. "...Ya know what? If ya ain't gonna take trainin' from Haguro on how ta use that shit ya got there?" His free hand catches the canister in full throw. The light gleams off the metal, with a loud crack as he pops open the lid. The light of a passing laser illuminates.
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He swigs it down in one go. He catches with a bright yellow fire. It doesn't seem to bother the man. "...So, tell ya what. You dumbasses keep firin'. If ya manage to learn how ta hit me before I'm done with the distractions, I'll letcha keep your teeth." He stalks towards Athela, calling out. "Hey! I ain't sure who ya are, but you're gonna buy them farmers some time for me, or I'm going after 'em first, ya dig?" The empty can of energy drink is harmlessly thrown at her head.
Athela Valemore "You can't just apply your rules to another world's peop--ack!" Athela yelps as she's grabbed around the waist by her Gogoat's vines and yanked out of the way of the resuming firefight. The redheaded knight lets out a long exasperated sigh. "I tried, Brushguard, I tried. But they're -all- too caught up in the moment to listen to reason it seems." The goat gives her a reassuring nudge in the side. "Yes, I know. Better than not trying at all.... Alas she may be right. The only way to deal with this is to end it before it gets any more disasterous."

Cue the can bonking her in the back of the head. It's just a drink can, it didn't register as dangerous while she was focused on the other fighting.

Her head stays tilted forward afterwards a bit, eyes closed as her grip tightens on her weapon. "Keldeo give me strength..." she mutters under her breath to deal with keeping the frustration in check.

"Mind your own gods damned business," she retorts finally, turning and pointing at Majima in response to his taunting at her.

Unlike every other time she's pointed harmlessly in this encounter, there's a discharge from her hand and an aquamancy bolt of elemental water is sent hurtling towards the latest interruption.
Haguro Did he just drink soda and start glowing suddenly? Haguro has many questions. Alas, this is not the time to answer those questions, as Majima and Athela both seem to be getting riled up at each other for one reason or another. Majima throws a can, Athela throws a water bolt, and Haguro has no qualms about shuffling off somewhere to the side as it looks like they're about to get into the thick of things with each other.

Thankfully, the farmers seem to have enough sense not to fire into that powder keg themselves. Not on purpose, anyway, between Majima's threats to beat the shit out of them and Athela's apparent willingness to help them. They don't hold back on firing at Haguro, though, who seems to have reconsidered shooting them at all in favor of getting right in there to fistfight them like she had done at the start.
Majima Goro Majima doesn't get to fight a lot of wizards. That water splashes over him--it doesn't seem to put out the flame, though, and he's stumbled back a few steps. That said, he manages to shift just enough that he doesn't completely take the hit.

There's a laugh. "...fuck was /that/?" He shouts, starting to burst into a more proper run. "...show me somethin' cool, eh? Nishida's supposed to be takin' fuckin' PICTURES right now and it better be of somethin' good!"
Nishida is not taking pictures. He is not taking pictures at all. He is just cowering.
"...but this /is/ my business, eh? Haguro wants some shit, I'mma help her with it. You're the one in the fuckin' way. So I'mma knock some trash outta the park!"

There's a full-body swing of the bat, which...Athela can clearly see is still a few feet short. What she might not be prepared for is that bat striking the ground, and Majima lifting himself up off the ground, his legs curling around in a cartwheel, before he rises with a three hundred and sixty five degree swipe of the baseball bat to catch Athela in the side of the head.
Athela Valemore It's the method to Majima's madness that gets through in the end. Instinctively Athela snaps back from the bat being swung around, only for that to not be the actual attack and his vaulting, whirling maneuver that follows leaves her little time to adjust.

The best she can do is brace herself, her weapon still held flat against her arm as she uses it like a shield to intercept the wild swinging. Which still hits with enough force to recoil her arm and send her skidding backwards before she catchs herself. Apparently there's only one way this matter is going to be resolved.

There's an audible zing and a glow to the blade as she flips Resolute Blade around at her side to resume a proper hold, grabbing the weapon with both hands on the elongated hilt. "You want something 'cool' do you?" With a surprising amount of speed on her own part Athela lunges in, thrusting forward with her weapon. A simple piercing strike it would appear.

Except it's not, as the frigid brand of the weapon can deliver a bitter, creeping coldness with it.
Majima Goro Majima's madness IS his method.

As the blow strikes true, the bat's pulled away, and the yellow flames dim...only to burn with an equally striking fuschia. Pink? Fuchsia? Does anyone have time for this shit?
Because Majima doesn't. That sword's come around, and the quip has happened. He's got just enough time to pose defensively...? His arms are crossed, but his fingers are splayed weirdly, and he's got a weird rhythm to it. The sword strike starts to hit, but he grips -onto- the sword, letting it spin him around. Of course, the problem at the end of the day is that he grabbed onto a frost sword and now--even through the gloves, that shit's incredibly cold.

His eye flashes wildly, though, and he's still fairly close to the girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbu9oyP-Jmg
"Oh. Ya ain't some pushover. Good!" He's swinging some initial jabs, pulling them away as if he's shadowboxing, before he suddenly drops to the ground.
Beat.
And then, his legs are up, twisting around before he starts to spin /around/ Athela, his legs twirling in a tornado of blows. It's probably worth noting that the weird fire he's on...doesn't hurt. Or catch her on fire. That is just pure fighting spirit aura, baby.
Haguro he fighting between the Cruiser and the farmers grows more intense with each blow between the Elites, with the Cruiser wincing as some of those lasers actually hit their mark. Are those farmers doing calibrations in the middle of the fight, or are they adapting to the questionable quality of the barrels? Whatever it is, it's working to keep Haguro off their backs for the time being.

Although Haguro's preoccupied with facing off against the farmers and punching the everloving crap out of them, she can't help but sneak glances towards the fight between the responders to the distress call. Majima's unique bat-based fighting style starts giving her a few ideas on how to improve her grappling techniques of all things, and that breakdancing thing he does is... Well, that's probably not a thing she'll ever be able to do reliable, but it doesn't hurt to hope for it. Athela's refined style of mixing both sword and magic, meanwhile, seems to have quite the fluidity to it both figuratively and literally.

That sort of adaptability is something Haguro's going to need to work on when she's not getting shot at with lasers. "This might be a cliche, but..." Bobbing and weaving between shots, Haguro charges into another farmer and grabs the back of her head, then starts slamming her into one of the house walls. "This is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me!"

Pro: She gets those teeth out like he asked.
Con: It didn't sound /that/ cool.
Athela Valemore Chaotic, unorthadox fighting styles are a thing Athela doesn't enjoy dealing with. Their unpredictability leaves her at a disadvantage, as much like the somersault swinging her intuition doesn't always pick up on what the threat is or isn't.

Though when he starts spinning around on the ground like a Hitmontop, that's a little more in a field she's familiar with. She's dealt with Fighting types enough to grasp that 'fire' being something similar to Aura so the lack of burning isn't a major throw-off.

Channeling more elemental cold through her weapon, Athela slams the butt end to the ground. Ice spreads out from the impact, then krackles upward to form a protective dome around the young woman. To limited success. Every spinning kick that slams into the formation cracks and fragments it, until finally a foot slams through one side. And Athela crashes out the opposite end, the remaining ice crumbling to the ground in her wake. She lands hard on her back, but that's what armor is for. A grunt and a growl and she's back onto her feet, not feeling so great at being kicked around like that. She's not the sort to give up easily, though.

She takes a few bounding steps, only to propel herself off the ground with a discharge of water pressure to launch her jump. As she spins around her weapon Resolute Blade's glow shifts as the frostbrand melts away into a more watery sheen once more. Athela comes crashing back to the ground with the force of a wave hitting the shore. Even if she doesn't hit her opponent directly because of his crazy movements, at the point of impact with the ground that elemental energy is released, sending a surge of water blasting out all around her with just as much force.
Majima Goro After a few spins around Athela, eventually successfully smashing her ice barrier and hopping back up to his feet in a fast-paced..hiphop rapper kind of stance. "Neheheh! Ya ain't bad! I'm startin' ta really enjoy this!"

Athela starts to run at him, before jumping in the air with water jets. Alright. He has absolutely no clue what the fuck that means. Not the slightest clue. Right up until she lands, which..is not anywhere near where Majima's body is. He's already run out of the way, and as the wave comes towards him...he's got the saloon sign in his hand. He lets it fall, jumping atop it just as the wave strikes..

And he surfs up atop the wave, leaping off of it towards Athela. The fuschia turns purple. He's got a knife. He's coming down atop with the tanto in one hand, and his other one outstretched to grab her.

The knife comes down, and...?!
Athela Valemore Athela Valemore tries to back away but Majima takes advantage of the washout of her attack in his own way. When she was hoping the outreaching attack would limited his dodging chances, but it seems like just the opposite happened.

The man drops down on top of her, managing to grab hold. She hits the ground hard under him, and while his knife might find it hard to drive through her defenses she can still feel the impact of the blade and it's not pleasant at all. He's probably going to notice while she's certainly hurt it's not in the way a 'normal' human would be, mainly thanks to protective blessings of her patron Legendaries. Being on the ground under her foe is still not at all a good position to be in, tactical or otherwise, though.

Fortunately for her by this point Brushguard has had enough. Being told to stand guard doesn't mean much when his knightly trainer is at a clear disadvantage. And being a goat, one can probably imagine what her response would be.
Ram into his side with her horns and knock him off, naturally.
Haguro A farmer goes into a wall! A laser sets another house on fire! There's no sounds of turret fire, at least, so none of the farmers are beinge exploded by the cruiser's efforts. The laser fire is all focused on her position, too, making for fairly few outside disturbances to the fight between Athela and Majima...

At first, anyway. When the Gogoat charges into the fray, the farmers don't see another defender. They just see something to eat! And since it's closer to Majima than Athela...

It doesn't take long before lasers start flying towards the man in the eyepatch and the grass goat alike. It's not a large number of lasers, thankfully, since they're splitting their attention between those two and the shipgirl still working on punching them out.
Majima Goro Thirty Seconds Ago...
The radio frequency rings in Majima's ear. "..that's fine with me. Just be mindful of her vine goat companion!"
Majima won't lie to himself. He didn't know what the fuck Haguro was talking about, at that point. Fuck is a vine goat companion? What the hell is a vine goat?

And as he finds himself in a position to sincerely start doing some damage to the Paladin, he finds...er, a vine goat companion suddenly moving to attack him. Well. That answers that question. His eye widens, and he pushes himself off of Athela's body with one arm, using his knife arm to catch and hold onto the caprine horn of his other aggressor. "...fuckin' what?" He asks, flipping himself over the charging animal and landing to his feet. Probably gave Athela some time to get up, though. That's fine.

He's gonna have to start getting serious. He tosses his knife up in the air, eyeing his enemy's position. The knife isn't aimed at her, though, it's directly up into the air...and at the last moment, he spins around, the front of his foot impacting the tanto's handle, sending it straight towards Athela. It's liable to embed itself in flesh, armor, whatever. It's a projectile with some punch. ...

And now he's gotta figure out what the fuck to do 'bout the goat.
Athela Valemore Having Majima's weight off of her is enough for Athela to roll herself off the ground and onto her feet. The attack wasn't that impactful, but his reaction to it was satisfying. "She thought you were enough of a threat to intervene, you should be honored," she retorts, dryly.

And then lasers! A few zorch the Gogoat, but being the stubborn creature she is Brushguard just grunts in annoyance and turns to glare in the direction she was shot from. Athela, already annoyed at this point, is less amused. "That's not livestock you fools, that's my mount! And even if it was a normal goat, don't use lasers, that'd ruin the meat!" Oi. Now she's as annoyed with them as she is everyone else, but personal grievences don't really matter when it comes to knightly duty. She was, at least, hopefully keeping Majima from making a poor situation worse.

That's when her divine intuition flares and she turns back just in time to see Majima spin around and kick the knife at her at phenomonal speed. She reacts just as quickly, spinning around her sword-glaive to bring it up protectively in front of herself. The knife slams into it, and unable to penetrate the unbreakable magic blade, deflects off. At an angle that still cuts across Athela's shoulder and wedges deep enough into her armor to make her cringe from the shot of pain. But it was better than having the weapon go through her heart or throat.

"Fine then." Grip tightens on her weapon and the blade starts to glow, this time with it's own supernatural energies. Athela launchs at her opponent, using her powers to slicken the ground beneath her feet to the point that she's not running, it's more like rapidly -skating- towards Majima. As she does so she twirls Resolute Blade at her side to build up some additional momentum, before she grabs it with both hands as it spins up and lunges, to bring both forces into play in a powerful overhead strike.
Majima Goro The problem with being Majima, effectively, is that he is not a tremendous beefcake. He's all about dancing around situations, staying out of the way, until it's time to deliver some sort of incredibly non-lethal neckbreak.

So as Athela comes towards him, he's still without his knife. He prepares for the incoming slash by jumping upwards, hoping to leap right over the sword as it harmlessly swings horizontally underneath him.

The problem, of course, is that Athela did an overhead slash, so he leaps up directly into the swinging blade.

And so he's smashed to the ground, bouncing a few times. His jacket's cleaved in two, there's a reasonable amount of blood and bruising, and he's left sprawling about twenty or thirty feet away.

He...slowly...painfully, gets up onto one knee, hand gripped on his head.

"...neheheh. That's..." He coughs, as something suddenly -hurts-. But he's still grinning. "...that's pretty good, eh? .. guess teachin' them farmers how to use them lasers of theirs is on you now, eh? I..." He coughs again. He shakes his head. "...ain't had a fight like that in a while. I like ya. We gotta do that again sometime."

He's not getting up, or anything. It's not a facade. Majima just..really likes fighting, apparently.
Haguro "That ain't no normal goat, issat?"
'That's not livestock you fools, that's my mount! And even if it was a normal goat, don't use lasers, that'd ruin the meat!'
"... Lady got a point there."

At least the farmers are open to criticism about that much. Not so much the shooting-lasers-as-a-primary-defense thing, though, since they seem to be enjoying it quite a bit despite getting punched and slammed into everything. Individually, they're not really all that tough, but Haguro's still got her work cut out for her between trying not to explode any more of them than she already has and still having to contend with their weapons.

Speaking of which, there does seem to be a bit of a stand still in the fighting between boat and farmers just as the fight between knight and legitimate construction expert comes to an end. Spotting Majima taking that nasty hit from Athela's slash, the shipgirl starts falling back towards his position. Seeing their opportunity, the farmers start advancing, but halt when Haguro's turrets start pointing their way again.

"I think the people here have learned... Something." Haguro doesn't sound all that convinced, looking towards Athela to see just what she'll do at this point.
Athela Valemore Athela Valemore takes a step back, briefly dragging the blade of her weapon on the ground to clean some of it off. Then looks back to Majima, surprisingly prehaps with little actual anger. He was annoying, yes, and adding to a bad situation... But he was helping an ally, and she can't begrudge him for that. "You," she paused a moment to get the knife out of her shoulder, wincing a bit as she does so, "were a formidable opponent." A part of chivarly is being respectful, even to opponents, when it is rightfully deserved. "Well fought."

She bows briefly, and then tosses the knife over to land near Majima's feet. Yes, she will return the opponent's weapon, but she's not foolish enough to walk over to him to do so.

Then she turns around, and seeing what's going on, holds out her empty arm to the farmers. "No. She is retrieving her fallen friend to leave. This has gone on long enough." At least, she hopes so. Brushguard tromps over, still shooting the farmers a dour look even as Athela rests against her side to catch her breath, just in case this is some kind of trick.

... She does have beam-like projectils with her aqua/cryomancy, maybe that'd work for laser 'training'. Or at least how to better aim.

She was trained in part by a pokemon, anything is possible.
Majima Goro Majima Goro gets up wobbily, shakily, grabbing his tonto. "...Nehehe. Good on ya not to be stupid, eh?" He stumbles a little, ripping his jacket off. The hannya demon on his back has a nasty cut through it, but no big deal. That's what tattoo artists are for. He turns away, the cut garment draped over. "...Haguro, where the fuck is there ta eat 'round here?"
Haguro The farmers that are still capable of standing (about a dozen all together) look towards each other skeptically when Athela holds her arm out to stop them from continuing the hostilities. Between her demonstrated chivalry, the persistent glare from Brushguard, Majima's apparent resilience and presumed madness in both fighting and being able to get a tattoo that huge, and Haguro's turrets still looking rather explosion-causing for their explosion-prone gear...

"Fine, fine. Fine! But y'all best git on outta here. We gotta build this O-hee-oh back up with our new stuff 'fore we can... Uh."

The saloon has been burnt to the ground. Three other houses have also burnt to the ground. A few more are still on fire. Athela may have her hands full for a bit here, but at least there's now a village of farmers willing to take lessons in not setting their homes on fire! Again, anyway.

Haguro, meanwhile, refocuses her efforts on assisting Majima to get him back on his feet. She turns back to Athela, weighing her options for another moment before nodding firmly towards her. "I'm counting on you, then. Please make sure they don't give me a reason to come back." With that said, she turns back to Majima with a bewildered expression. "To eat...? But your wounds! They're..." A pause, and then she sighs while heading towards the nearest warpgate. "There was this place with good fried chicken I found the other day... Pope Yes?"
Majima Goro Nishida, for his part, frantically chases after Haguro and Majima. "...Hey! Hey! Don't forget about me, Boss! I don't wanna get shot to death by farmers! Hey!
Athela Valemore Athela Valemore just nods to Haguro before turning back to the gathered farmers. Well, it's bad, but its better than it -could- of been. But first things first.

"No more shooting at -my- companions," she says sternly, before tapping one of the pokejewels on her belt, and her Vaporeon appearing at her side. "Sprite, go put out those fires please." "Vaaa!" The mere-fox bounds off to do that, her Bubblebeam and Water Pulse moves are as good as any firehose would be.

"First we rebuild. Then we will see about teaching you some proper precision and projectile tactics."