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From: Psyber <Psyber@HeavenOrHell.com> 
To: Arthur Lowell <profoundBadness@syndicate.net>
Subject: Don't Make This Awkward 

Arthur. Look. Bro guy. I know some shit has changed since last June, so here's the deal. 

Don't do anything in June. Don't be that guy. I don't care what weird deities told you, or that peer pressure exists. I already heard someone suggest it to you once. Just don't make this June hella way more awkward than it has to be. 

Midway into the month, we'll exchange knowing headnods, maybe a fistbump, and move on with our year. Seriously, we'll avoid some hella social weirdness. 

Best Regards, 
Psyber 

PS: Seriously, don't do anything.