3108/A Red Saber Invades

A Red Saber Invades
Date of Scene:	27 September 2015
Location:	The Dragon's Nest <DN>
Synopsis:	Red Saber decides to help a currently shrunken Fayt be more assertive. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Cast of Characters:	319, 707, 880

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Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    The Dragon's nest, Main HQ for Black Dragon Shipping, it's a busy place. Workers scurry around the area, moving cargo and supplies, ships cloud the skies overhead, waiting for clearnence to land or carefully make their way out of the crowd, headed towards who knows where.

    Their leder, Fayt, si currently in his office, looking over some paperwork on his desk. Said leader is also actually on the desk. A little incident involving demons invading his home, chaos magic and a sage fox with a crazy idea has shrunk the poor guy down to about 6 inches tall. Still he does what he can, looking voer papers and occasionall sending messages through the radio. overall it's a perfectly normal day.

Red Saber (880) has posed:
     A perfectly normal day until SOMEONE bursts through the front doors leading into the main area that visitors would typically find.

     "I see! So this is the mysterious, fabled supply line spoken of in legend!"

     A rather short statured woman strode into the area. She was blonde, her hair tied up into a bun at the back. Her outfit consisted of a regal looking red and white dress that, for some reason, was see through at the front. It turned heads, but she didn't seem to mind at all.

     Nodding to herself, satisfied with something or another, the strange newcomer thrust an arm forward in a dramatic manner and spoke loudly. "Greetings, common man! You may rejoice, for I, Emperor Saber, have come to bring light to your understandably dreary days!"

     ...The day just got a little stranger.

Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    Fayt's employees are, perhaps understandibly, a bit confused by Red Saber's sudden apperence. They spend several mometns looking amongst themselves, seemingly at a loss for how to react. Several very quickly get back to work with suprisingly renewed interest.

    Moments later, someone approaches Saber from the front desk, and says, carefully just to be safe. "Um... if you need to see our leader, Fayt? His office is upstairs." Yes, they've decided to send her at Fayt. This can be his problem.

    Meanwhile, up in his office, fayt shudders for a moment, glancing around before shugging and going back to work.

Red Saber (880) has posed:
     Saber remains in that dramatic pose she took, waiting for something. Applause, awe, reverence, an answer. Something! Eventually someone does find it in them to approach the odd woman and redirect her to Fayt's office. Sacrificing the boss for the greater good? Sometimes, it just worked out that way perhaps.

     The Servant gave the one who instructed her a swift glance, and then she presses a hand against her chest, nodding. "Mm! Very well! I shall see your leader!" And with that, Saber moved right past and headed right on up the stairs. Once she reached what she presumed was Fayt's office, there was a pause.

     And then the doors flew right open.

     "Fear not, for I have finally arrived!" The blonde woman announced with dramatic glee, stepping right into the office as if she owned it, and always had. It didn't matter if she didn't initially see anyone inside! Details!

Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    "GAH!" There's a tiny thunk and the sound of paper ruffling as Fayt jumps in suprise, landing sprawled out on his back. moments later he slowly, carefully sits up, looking up at Red Saber. "I um... Hello? Can I help you?" He does his best to sound professional, though he's clearly a bit confused. There's another pause before he adds. "Um... I'm down here. Parden my apperence, there was... an accident."

Red Saber (880) has posed:
     Saber frowned after her theatric entrance, finding no one around. Really? Was there /no one/ to witness her glorious-

     Oh, there. A voice! But where? She looked left and right as she stepped further inside, before finally stopping at the desk and looking down. "Oh."

     A moment passed.

     "You are indeed quite small!" The Servant smiled, as if entertained, and pressed a hand against her chest once more. "Help me? No, Sir Supply Officer! It is /I/ who have come to help you!"

     Wait what?

     "I happened to catch wind of your unfortunate predicament earlier, and I have decided, in my boundless benevolence, that I would come to open your eyes and make you realize your true greatness!" An arm was thrust out at that. It almost seemed like Saber was sparkling in the aftermath of that statement.

Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    Fayt stares at Red Saber.

    He then continues to stare.

    After that he stares some more.

    Silence.

    It takes a wile before fayt starts to move again, slowly, carefully, The (very)little guy looking more than a bit confused. "I... I um... I.... er..." Eventually, he manages to almost literally squeak out a single word. "...what?"

Red Saber (880) has posed:
     Saber met Fayt's gaze.

     She continued to smile confidently.

     And she waited.

     And once he finally gets something out verbally, does she respond. "Yes, yes. I understand. You cannot help but be awed by my utterly radiant presence. It is no surprise. Even the Goddess Venus is brought to tears by the sheer glory my figure emanates. It is only natural that you would feel this way."

     She certainly didn't have any problem giving herself any amount of compliments.

     "However! Now is not the time to be awestruck! Now is the time for you-" She points down at the (currently)little man. "-to strike out and make the world bear witness to your grand will!" And then she reached down, without permission, and attempted to pick the poor man up. "Now, it is time for us to go! Time for us to take the universe by storm! When we are finished, none shall forget the name 'Sir Supply Officer'!"

     ...Good luck, Fayt.

Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    Fayt almostly immeidatly clams up again as Saber starts talking again. There's a small yelp as she points at him, causing Fayt to nearly topple over again. He doesn't really react however, untill he's picked up. "Huh, what the, waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait what are you doing?!" He starts tso squirm and struggle in her grip, though she's not likely to let go of him, is she?

Red Saber (880) has posed:
     Of course not.

     Saber continued to hold the poor guy and then eventually set him onto her shoulder. "Fear not, Sir Supply Officer! Everything will be just fine!" And then she proceeded to stride out of the office, down the steps, and off towards the front entrance.

     "We depart! Onwards to glory and adventure!"

     Would we even be allowed to spirit the owner away like this!?

Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    Fayt clings to Saber's Shoulder. Granted he could use his wing scarf to make a run(flight?) for it, but Saber likely wouldn't stand for that and besides, he's a bit too bsuy being freaked the hell out to do something like that. "R-right..."

    AS they head towards the entrence, Fayts employees watch, utterly dumbstruck as Saber strides past iwth Fayt on her shoulder. They then decide that since Saber is a member of the Union then CLEARLY they're heading somewhere on important elite business, the kind of busiess that's WELL above thier paygrade and thuse they don't have to deal with it. Yes, clearly that is what's taking place here and Fayt should be fine.

    Besides, plenty of his friends have pulled stunts like this before so it's probably ok.

Red Saber (880) has posed:
     And out they went.

     "Mm! Very good! It is nice to finally receive the proper reverence for one of my station!" Saber proclaimed, nodding in satisfaction. What she didn't realize is that she was given a wide berth because she was just very strange.

     Better not tell her.

     Once they were outside and on their way, Saber smirked and spoke on. "Now, it is time for you to show the world exactly how great you are!" She took out a cellphone, tuning it's frequency to the public band.

     "Greetings, denizens of the myriad universes! It is with great pleasure that I accounce to you all that Sir Supply Officer has something of great importance to say!"

     ...Wait, what!?

Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    "Wait, what?!"

    Fayt stares at Saber, looking utterly dumbstruck.

    There's a long awkward silence as he sort of stares at the phone.

    Finally there's a squeak.

    suddenly, Fayt starts to move again, namely, his scarf blurs for a moment, before turning into a pair of blue and grene wings attached to a simple harness and starts to lean forward, is he about to make a run for it?

Red Saber (880) has posed:
     Is he going to make a run for it?

     Saber just stared at Fayt with a vaguely disappointed pout, but she didn't look to be in any sort of ready position to grab him.

     He could potentially get away!

     "Unacceptable! Again!" She stated, holding the phone out to him.

Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    "Erm... I um, hi-GAH!" The phone suddenly popping into view causes Fayt to jump back. This wouldn't be too bad, except He's on Saber's shoulder. cue Fayt falling off, tumbling towards the floor in an awakard manner. unless Saber catches him first. He'd land in a heap on the ground near him. his wings slowing his fall enough that the trip wouldn't hurt too much.

Red Saber (880) has posed:
     And there he went.

     Saber, being a SERVANT with quite a bit of agility, immediately tossed out a hand and caught Fayt before he could complete his unfortunate fall. "Whoops! You almost fell! That would have been quite a problem! It is a good thing I am here! Mm!"

     And then she raised him to her face level again.

     "Come now, Sir Supply Officer! You can do it! There is a fierce lion waiting to be unleashed inside of you! Just let loose and allow the primal fury to take hold!"

Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    Fayt let's out a tiny squeak as he's cought. He looks more than a little embaressed as he's brought up to face level again "Erm... rar? honestly I'm not the yelling type." He starts to struggle again. "Can this at least wait untill I'm back to normal? i'm not even sure what i'm supposed to be doing here."

Xiaomu (707) has posed:
Xiaomu makes her way into the area, her staff resting against her shoulder, its rings mostly quiet in this position. She has a look of not really wanting to be here AGAIN, but ... well, it's too early to know what she's going to have to do while she's here.

The sage fox settles for just looking semi-balefully at Red Saber. The other part of the expression seems to be questioning, as in 'wtf are you doing'.

Red Saber (880) has posed:
     Saber just frowns.

     And then she speaks into her phone. "We are having technical difficulties, so I regret to inform you that Sir Supply Officer's glorious proclamation will have to wait for another day." She puts away her cellphone after, mercifully waving the white flag for now.

     For now.

     "That was utterly weak! Sir Supply Officer, you will never be able to break free of the chains that bind you, quash the beast that looms over your soul, and rise up like that! I am truly, truly disappointed!"

     Saber semi lectured, one hand holding up Fayt, and another resting against a hip. "If you wish to become an illustrious, great, radiant figure that is even one tenth comparable to me, then you must break free of the chains and show the universe the true force of your will!"

     And then she nodded to herself, smiling. "Mm! Yes, I am truly a fount of wisdom, I know! Even the God Mars cannot help but be inspired by my ingenuity!"

     Xiaomu's arrival was either not noticed or not acknowleged yet.

     Perhaps this was Fayt's chance to escape the overbearing woman?

Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    Fayt just stares at Saber, a somwaht terrified look plastered across his face. The only words he manages to squeak out are a simple. "Um... sorry?" It's pretty obvious that's he's under more than a little stress right now and getting forced onto public broadband like that likley didn't help things much. If Xiaomu's going to do anything, she might want ot act fast.

Xiaomu (707) has posed:
"There you are!" Xiaomu (finally) exclaims, dashing over to the table and attempting to scoop Fayt up. "I've been looking all over for you, Fayt, how could you wander off with a strange woman and not tell anyone where you were going?"

Paying absolutely no heed to the Red Saber, Xiaomu turns to leave again - probably by the same warpgate that brought her here - and still 'chiding' Fayt. "You know you have to be more careful than that, Fayt; if not for your own sake, then think about all the shipments that people are counting on you and your company to deliver ... !"

Red Saber (880) has posed:
     ".........."

     Fayt is removed from her presence, and Saber is not even spared a single moment of attention.

     ".........."

     She simply stands there, dumbfounded as the two eventually vanish from sight.

     And then realization kicks in.

     Naturally, this is not handled well.

     "How /dare/ that woman! Who was she even!? To ignore I, the great N=" Oops, she almost said her true name. Good thing she stopped herself. "- the great Emperor Saber! What utter disrespect! I am appalled!"

     And to accompany those words, Saber merely stomped the ground childishly and pouted, having a mild hissy fit all to herself.

     ...Let's leave her be.

Fayt Ravus (319) has posed:
    As Xiaomu grabs Fayt, there's a small squeak, followed by Fayt squirming for a moment, untill he realizes who it is. At which point he promptly deflates, body going limp as he mutters a simple. "Thank you."